why america is better than canada

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Jan 6, 2015.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    yall know why canada sucks? well let me tell you if you punch a Canadian they will say sorry. If anyone in North America should have the right to bare arms, it’s you people because 79-percent (approximately) of your citizens die from bear attacks.Keep contributing to global warming by pumping oil out of the ground while living in ice houses. That won’t end poorly for you. You’re not too bright are you, Canadians? You turned American forces back in 1812 when we tried to invade you. Canadians are polite my ass.Michael J. Fox sucks.A lot of them speak French as a primary language.Avril Lavigne,Their weather.. and, of course, Celine Dion.The answer to end all, all their liquor sucks, like alot. and they suck at hockey their national sport. oh and the waves are flatter than the womens boobs on teen mom.
     
  2. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    Are you sure you're in the right thread here? Goto the fight in RL thread....
     

  3. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    And then you wake up and realize you live in the south east United states where poor education dictates strong and retarded opinion.

    Spot check Vancouver island, and let your redneck run free.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey hooser im sorry your from Canada... but dont be mad at me because it sucks there and belmar is way better than anyone of tofinos mediocre break breaks. hell tybee island is better. gtg man time to surf some real waves.
     
  5. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Canada is awesome?!? The girls are hotter, the skiing is world class, there are miles of unchecked nordic surf, people are polite(r)..... I'm struggling to see the downside?
     
  6. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    It's illegal to play beer pong in a bar in Vancouver. Needless I say more!
     
  7. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Canadians have special junkets to Costa Rica. Plus they don't have to lose everything if they get sick. On the down side, they're Canuks.
     
  8. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    canada....america's hat
     
  9. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    What's junkets?
     
  10. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    MIS traded surf lessons for a bj. That's why. Try that in Canada
     
  11. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    listen son, nobody from the south gives a fvck what you think about the south.

    in fact, it's true we are poor, dirty and uneducated. we are racist and rapaciously stalk our sisters and cousins.....there, i said it .... go ahead and revel in the stereotypes and intellectual warmth provided by your sanctimonious beliefs.

    so don't ever come down here cause it's pretty bad as you can see and most assuredly know. srsly, do not come here and warn others about how bad it is. thanks.
     
  12. dreamsofpakalas

    dreamsofpakalas Well-Known Member

    66
    Jun 4, 2014
    I believe you may have forgotten, or perhaps somehow lost your train of thought in your blind rage.......

    Justin Boober.....need i say more?? i think that would have summed up your entirety of your rant about canada sucking. hahahaaaaa
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Where you at surfnewb???

    If you're not out at Padang Padang right now please defend your homeland...
     
  14. dreamsofpakalas

    dreamsofpakalas Well-Known Member

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    Jun 4, 2014
    i really don't have anything against canadians, just to be clear. i just hate justin goober. <<great auto-correct. thank you mac. haha.
    there is one thing that is always been true in my experience. canadians suck at tipping. i'll reference a joke that has truly been definitive in the tourism and service industry for years...
    whats the difference between a canoe and a canadian?...
    canoes tip. bwuaahhahahahahaaa
     
  15. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

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    Aug 10, 2014
    Settle down with yer sisters. I lived in the sourth for a good 6 years. I loved it there, and its where I got my education, strong and retarded opinion, and most likely skin cancer.
     
  16. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    What he said.

    But, they DO have The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen. Some consolation, I guess, for a nation that doesn't embrace the rich merits of the barter system.

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  17. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    At least they've got The Trailer Park Boys.
     
  18. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Justin Beiber. Canadian
     
  19. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Blaster reppin the Dirty?!?! The war is over!
     
  20. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    only southerners should have guns

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