WINNER: metard (undisputed; no other nominees named) ***NOTE: Uncle Two Barrels has an official rookie year of 2015. As he joined us very late in the year, it is similar to Major League Baseball where you need a minimum of 100 at-bats for it to be considered your rookie year. U2B played less than 1/6 of the 2014 SI season so he will be a rookie in the 2015 campaign.
Makes sense, spicoli. In keeping with your MLB analogy I also like & admire the fact that Metard got the 50-game suspension for posting crazy vivid porn, sort of like a pro player getting nailed on PEDs. But, just like everyone's favorite slugger the 'tard is back & the game is better for his presence.
Congrats, tard. You need to be sponsored by Adobe. sniffalicious lebesian surfer babe was a great story. On a serious note (uh, oh)... Appreciate the depth of solid knowledge you've shared this year.
I'm proud to pass the ROTY torch on to temard. He was a superstar upon arrival and may very well take home two Swellies in his rookie campaign. Impressive. Could be a MATY candidate this year.
congrats, Metard. You da man. SI is better with your presence...but another "scorched earth" flameout on your part would be pretty cool too. That was AWESOME.
