2014 SI Swellies Awards: ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    WINNER: metard (undisputed; no other nominees named)

    ***NOTE: Uncle Two Barrels has an official rookie year of 2015. As he joined us very late in the year, it is similar to Major League Baseball where you need a minimum of 100 at-bats for it to be considered your rookie year. U2B played less than 1/6 of the 2014 SI season so he will be a rookie in the 2015 campaign.
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Makes sense, spicoli.

    In keeping with your MLB analogy I also like & admire the fact that Metard got the 50-game suspension for posting crazy vivid porn, sort of like a pro player getting nailed on PEDs. But, just like everyone's favorite slugger the 'tard is back & the game is better for his presence.
     

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    No doubt. Word is he took a break from mrs. metard during the ban and dated Mariah Carey.
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The 'Tard ain't no slacker, fo' sho'.
     
  5. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Congrats, tard.

    You need to be sponsored by Adobe.

    sniffalicious lebesian surfer babe was a great story.

    On a serious note (uh, oh)... Appreciate the depth of solid knowledge you've shared this year.
     
  6. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    I'm proud to pass the ROTY torch on to temard. He was a superstar upon arrival and may very well take home two Swellies in his rookie campaign. Impressive. Could be a MATY candidate this year.
     
  8. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    uh-oh is right.
     
  9. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    I missed what he did to get banned...musta been surfing...I am curious now
     
  10. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Loling in my car in the parking lot. This post was brilliant.
     
  11. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    congrats, Metard. You da man. SI is better with your presence...but another "scorched earth" flameout on your part would be pretty cool too. That was AWESOME.
     
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008