2014 SI Swellies Awards: HATER OF THE YEAR

That's funny "kid jazzy" kinda like what papa made u do in the shed ?

 

Congratulations son, you finally won something, maybe daddy will be proud of you.

 

It's ok to be jealous, asswiipe. Watch & learn, sonny buck. You have no game whatsoever shart barfer, not in any way, shape or form.

Based on your stupid, unoriginal, lame posts on SI, none of which have anything to do with surfing, it's a foregone conclusion that the only 'short board' is the one that your da-da turdpiledropmeat is sticking up your rectum.

 

This ^^ is good stuff. whiteshpecklewayneballs could be yet another apropos moniker for the troll of trolls.

 

Do u mean "S boarder"? Ya I think he could be semi retarted or just a hillbillie like K rock

 

The only unibrow on this forum is you & your inbred shiiite-kickin' family, Jethro. Your sister keeps telling people what a great kisser your dad-da is.

 

Not to much in breading in MA big boy

 

That's where it started Father Flanagan.

 

You southern boys are where it's @ goin gummin . Even in Maryland I ran into some hill boys and heard the banjos in my head . Nah started with u non educated mud folk

 

It's you assclowns (literally) up there with your priests. waynepsycho from FLA, try as he does, has nothing on you closeted, self-righteous, witch burning, hypocritical control freaks that have taken catholicism to the level of shiiite.

 

Ha! Congrats Yankee! Keep giving it to them.

 

Congrats Yankee, and with this post you cement your legacy in the HOF of Hate. It wouldn't be a proper acceptance speech without some good old fashioned hate being dished out by the winner (you). What does 2015 have in store for us? Going to continue to carry the torch or pass it to an up and coming hate HOF'er?

 

Muchas gracias, amigos, I do appreciate the props from the Swellie Crew on the Regular.

Haven't decided yet as to whether to run for a 3rd term - - could be time for the vitriolic vim & vigor of the talented GitCarter or the full metal jacket firepower of Blasters. No one else comes close to these two compadres of poison.

Butt ass long ass there are asspons & douche canoes & gnomes & windowless white vans of duct tape & doom roaming our fair land, there will be a need for

 

Respect the Crew Fools

 

awesome ^^

 

just throwing around ideas but..


i think for next year we should have a HOTY (obviously), and also a HPOTY (hate post of the year). the hate post of the year will be good for someone who may not be a consistent hater, but is still talented at hating and deserves to be recognized for it.

 

OMG you are seriously comparing writing D canoe and semi clever hate dribble to a combat team ? Now that my gay friends is a whole TOOL shed of ball smacking gayness .

 

Yep I sure did. And we had some fun teaming your mom in the TOOL Shed.

 

dyke castle drop *****, the tool shed of ball smacking gayness is your mothers dilapidated,mundane,stale and overused twat. You see, there is a thing called "garbage" and it is a word you should remember because for all intents and purposes that is what you are and that is what you came from. You are trash dykecastle. Its sad that the dumpster behind white castle is what you consider "home".

 

Seems like short boarder has turned a corner of sorts in his creative hatin'....you go, kid, you go.