There are a few that post like him but in a more toned down or watered down version, I know he's around, he just doesn't want to alert the authorities because the minute he goes full on SJB it's a wrap, and that's a shame.
It is a shame. SJB is the reason why I signed up here. I was just lookin at the forecast. NEVER cared to be in anybody's forum anywhere. Forget what tread it was, but on a whim just started reading the forum and BOOM! He's funny. If we did more laughin, wouldn't need half the doctors in the world.
A Message from Bill Fellers, I just received a message and Mr. Bill/Paddington asked me to pass along. I think he'll be back soon. I'm just the messenger, don't shoot me. Here it is: "NJSURFER42 you don't like me because you are jealous because you fancy yourself interesting and probably think you are some literary guy. No one finds you interesting, NJSURFER42. I'm not saying that because you hassle me, I say it because it's the truth. Maybe your Barbie Doll wife does but she must be boring and uptight, too. NJSURFER42 you have said I contributed nothing to the site even though 90% of the boys disagree. I have been banned for ages and my name still lives. That would never happen for you. No one would notice you missing. I have axed you several times, what do you, NJSURFER42, add to the site? You never answer. Tell us, NJ42, what do you contribute to this site? Yeah, that's what I thought. I knew your daddy, NJSURFER42. Yeah. Holy Spirit educator, NSSA director in the 80's....HA !!! One time at a contest in Brant Beach, I told Chuck that I couldn't wait for this contest to be over because Cedar's was doing it. Chuck looked at me like I was the devil. I guess I wasn't taking a NSSA contest serious enough. I'm humorless, NJSURFER42? Really. Wow, I like to see what you consider to be funny. You probably like Dane Cook. MIS you're another jealous type. You think you're witty, but you're not. It's so funny. I just love the uptight people on here. The ones who complain aboot topics not being surfing related. But then they never create any interesting surf discussions. NEVER. And MIS don't mention my name anymore. I have offered to have you insult me in person, but you are too gutless to do so. You contradict yourself constantly. You are like a college-pseudo hippy - all talk and no action. You have all of these beliefs, but take no action to support them. Yeah, it takes guts to take a stand and bring aboot change for your utopian, anarchist society. I like how you call people "violent" but all you do is attack people verbally. Dude, you're 50-years-old. Get over trying to be cool to people on a surf predictin' website message boards. You don't have it, MIS. Sorry, but you have to accept who you are and your limitations. God bless you Metard. It must drive NJSURFER42 crazy that Za Gaffer likes me. Even guys from Texas like me. I say this to you guys: I do love most of you. And I appreciate real crackers like Sandblaster, Natty, IBC, World B, Mr. Gaffer, and all those who stand-up for me when I am not able to do so. I don't do any other message board things. This is my home, though I am the wayward son. Funny that whenever my name is spoken - BOOM, there is NJSURFER42 and MIS.....they are always there. They are so transparent, and they don't even realize it. Well, I'm coming back next week. I suggest that Micah and the Mods just let it go. I love how I get banned, when all you dudes do is fight, make threats and talk some really vulgar talk. Micah gets upset at me because I realize what a sham surf predictin' websites are, and I tell him so. And I also stand-up for freedom on a dang surfing website. THIS IS SURFING, PEOPLE, IT AIN'T A CANCER SURVIVOR MESSAGE BOARD." "
I wonder if brother bill knows actual human females that touch him without him having to pay money for their attention also wondering if its his mom or some aunt that supports him or if he is a ward of the state mental illness is sad, and can be funny. in this case its both
Ah C'mon MIS, you two should virtually shake hands and come to an understanding / agreement. He and I did this a ways back and ever since I find no problems with him. He takes a minute to get use to, but once you understand where he's coming from it's all good. Just my suggestion. Unless of course you enjoy the verbal abuse, in which case, keep on keepin on.
thanks for the kind words, Z. i'll look you up elsewhere if i ever head west. thanks to seldom for helping psycho billy dox me. that was more than a little ****ty. bill-**** you, you ****ing **** rag. who doxes someone over a ****ing surfing message board? you're ****ing pathetic. you're a goddamn ****ing twat ribbon who isn't worth the effort, however miniscule, to dig up. sounds like you take this place pretty ****ing seriously. i know you won't believe it, but i never once complained about you in any way other than my posts. not to any mod or in any pm. i hope i'm banned. **** it. this place used to be fun, but having some psychopath thow **** out there like that is ****ing bull****.
Good bump, SBX Hey NJSURFER42, I have infinite wisdom so I will DOX Paddington parallel to what he did to you. Paddington's daddy worked at Presbyterian Hospital in Finance in the 80's.... Sorry, he didn't get involved in any surf organizations so that's all I got for you.. I can hear Paddington now, " WAHHHHH, this place used to be fun ........Now it's dangerous........" OH NO !!!! Paddington's exposed. Actually, if any of you truckers paid attention all the info was exposed at one time or another. Some genius even said his name on here.....