only complimen's allowed

That's awesome man. Pops lives in Palm Bay. I need to drag my butt over there and visit him.

 

That got a good chuckle out of me, so you be laughin at that woman's booty huh? Oh that's right, you said you hit that from time to time huh, she's Jamaican right?

You should, and if you do, look up yer boy DP!

 

1/2 Haitian, 1/2 Jewish girl from NYC

she crazy

 

That's a crazy mix, good for you dude!

 

hey wayne, how can i donate a surfboard?

 

Don't be weird and creepy old man, you'll never meet me, you know why? I don't go anywhere near little children.

 

F*ck off

 

Just pray real hard and Jesus will swing by and pick it up. After he mows my lawn.

I like this post a lot!

 

Sums it up quite nicely. Props!

 

While we're at it, I want to compliment the SI Mods for finally banning White Castle Boy Meat. Well done, buoys.

 

here here !!!

 

have you considered graduating college?