masterbation

both

 

how do you do that?

I'm thinking left up, right down. It takes amazing coordination.

 

That made me laugh out loud! Took me a second

 

Both,

Wonder what world record is for most days in a row?

 

I prefer squid style

or squid style stalefish...

need I describe?

 

Glad to be of service. I make myself laugh out loud a lot. Sometimes I envy me...

 

well ladies?

 

It'll make you go blind.

Get those thoughts out of your mind by listening to some erban music.

Get a hobby working on Supra terbo engines.

Meet some hindu honeys with sexy terbans.

Think about all the skills you could mastur if you use the time for something more productive!

(Like spelling)

 

I think I hold that

 

I prefer women's feet.

 

anyone do the boy-scout method

 

Not sure I want to know what that is

 

Dudes....

 

waynetheinsaaaaaane prefers the ambidextrous method lubed with snot from his sobbing 12 year old captives.....

'free surfboards, kids!'

 

I use a belt, plugged in extension cord, rubbing alcohol, sand paper, a comb, both hands, and a picture of honey boo boo's mom.

 

It's best when your hand falls asleep so it feels like someone else is holding your junk - but then you realize it's a dude holding your junk!