masterbation

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Jan 14, 2015.

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  1. Jan 14, 2015 #21
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    ^^ whoa
     
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    yankee, Jan 14, 2015
  3. Jan 15, 2015 #22
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2014
    Is that when you masturbate, but instead of lotion you use a 53 year old man's mouth?

    Is that when, instead of lotion, you use a child's body for lubrication?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    My god, thats poetry.


    I personally prefer the fat girl method. In the time it takes to find the right porn clip where it doesn't cut to an arshole balls shot EVER, I could probably swing into Walmart during a shift change and pick some low hanging fruit. Do I run the risk of picking up a slow girl and not realizing it, ABSOLUTELY. Thats life.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 15, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 15, 2015

  5. Jan 15, 2015 #23
    imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

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    Jun 2, 2008
    Lost all but one finger in an accident so I can't....using one finger is impossible
     
    imperial, Jan 15, 2015
    imperial, Jan 15, 2015
  6. Jan 15, 2015 #24
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2007
    Which finger do you still have?
     
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    ClemsonSurf, Jan 15, 2015
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