Surfing is pretty bad for you. Doing it will lead to eye disease, sinus and ear problems as well as an elevated risk of fatal skin cancers. For these reasons, should the government regulate it? How?
before we know it surfing will be a schedule 1 drug and the dea will be raiding our homes of our boards and wetsuits
Insert Heroin for surfing... Insert Crank for surfing... Insert X for surfing.... Insert cannabis for... you get the picture
and that is just the health issues associated with surfing. There also needs to be serious regulation/banning and the sports tools due to the heavy toxicity of them.
We need to push for a constitutional Amendment: The Surfers Bill of Rights Act "We find these rights inalienable.... the rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of perfect waves"
I hope surfing is strictly forbidden in the USA and territories, right after I surf no more. Once I am done, it is OK to pass the laws. I will have my Senator introduce the legislation. Included will be a "shoot on sight" line item. I am sure you girls are all in agreement??
'A well regulated line up being necessary for a free state, the right of the people to surf shall not be infringed'
My Senator told me that HHS can get involved with this issue and create regs to limit the severe impact that surfing has on society
ccrrrrrrkkkkkkk (breaking radio silence) step away from the wax. see some identification please. ccrrrrrrkkkkkkk........
We should form some type of Militia! Protect OUR rights to surf! And we could drink! I'm a bourbon fan. We could be called the Whiskey Militia! Wait...