Let me try to interpret, I spent a little time in the south: Hey there, I actually welcome everyone at the location I surf, I even let them know they are not alone if they can't surf. Just because your father is from here, doesn't mean you are. This is the south, there are rules here..we just can't read them yet. Its not like Hawaii or New Jersey where people respect each others ability. Where are you the banks? The c-town? The HHI? The w-town? I think that is what he was saying!
Lol look at the butt hurt it hurts to look at. Bro we surf better than yall and talk better. How come all the pros come from the south? And we out surf them boys from up north? Because we are didecated and talented. We are modest and don't try to one up everybody like ***s.
Ahh gotcha man, I'm a chill dude no worries I'm not going around giving cracks, I also am not into that freaky family stuff I'll let the mountain folk take care of that for me. I'm in the w-town, like my dad was. He told me some stories about red dogs I had to check it out hahaha
Haha I think I like your edited version better! Blaster did confuse me there about hawaiians banging their sisters....
Oh, red dogs, what a **** hole of a place that is. The smoke infested upstairs where everyone dry humps each other is what really captured my heart. Them wilmington girls sure do know how to show a northerner a good time!
i took a break from reading mad magazine.....the fault in our cars...you know, the ignition switch thing...
Don't they? Also man you shouldn't diss the dog like that! They are a well respected establishment, and I personally can attest that they worked very hard to achieve the title of "STD Capital of North Carolina".
