Why are brazilians such assholes?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KellySlater, Jan 21, 2015.

  1. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2014
    Really? I mean how can they be so rude and disrespectful? They ****ing travel in packs, clog the lineups, ****ing paddle around you every second of the ****ign day and cut you off on everywave you take. Everysingle mother****ing wave one of thosse SOB'S is gunna cut you off. I'm dead frucking serious. You'll be out all alone nobody out for miles, you see a set wave catch it stand up and then THERE YOU MOTERH****ING GO, THERES A GODDMAN BRAZILIAN ALONG WITH 500 OF HIS BEST FRIEDS TRYIGN TO CATCH THE WAVE YOU ARE ON. ALL FLOUNDERING AND MAKING GODDAMN SNOWBALLS. THEY WILL LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES WHILE YOU ARE ALREADY STANDING UP AND THEY WILL CONTINUE PADDLING. THEY WILL NOT STOP THEY WILL NOT MOTEHRUFCKAIGN STOP!!! I SWEAR, SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE. THIS IS INSANE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMROE, AND THEY ARE TOO MUCH OF A BUNCH OF MOTHERUFCKINGPUSSIES TO FIGHT YOU ONE ON ONE, THEY WIL LNOT FIGHT FARILY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO A FISTFIGHT, THEY'LL PULL A P90 ON YOU AND BRING 20 OF THERE BEST FRIENDS ALONG WITH THE ****ING BRAZILIAN MILIATARY.

    I'm sorry for this outburst but something has to be done.... and i have a solution for it..... a final solution.....



























































































































































































































































    .....the final solution........
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    ohhhhhhhh Kelly.......
     

  3. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

    99
    Dec 10, 2014
    what yankee what what is it?! ive about had it now and nows not the time for bull****
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I feel you, pally, I feel you. What break(s) are you experiencing the Brazzo BS at?
     
  5. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2014
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Ugh, not good. Invasion of America. When did we become the doormat for the immigrant masses?

    If you pulled that drop in shiiiite at anywhere, Encuentro in DR comes to mind, there would be blood in the water. But not in America. Tolerate. Smile. PC.

    Effthat. Rock on KSLA8
     
  7. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    In the construction industry we have a little joke . What do you call Brazilians..... Mexican deluxe...... They scratch so hard here due to their country is in such poor shape.
     
  8. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    Tell us how you REALLY feel
     
  9. HomesteadSurf

    HomesteadSurf Member

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    Nov 3, 2011
    Sounds EXACTLY like Quebec tourists while here in NH and Maine.
     
  10. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    I guess Kelly is finally venting on the Medina World title thing.
     
  11. sailquik

    sailquik Well-Known Member

    213
    Nov 23, 2012
    Just remember, what Brazilian men lack in manners, Brazilian women have in sexiness. Ergo, get back at them by taking their women.

    Then again, you have a 50-50 chance of ending up with rude little pricks for children.
     
  12. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    not to mention the custody battle from hell...
     
  13. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    I had a little problem like that at one of my favorite spots in long branch a few of years ago before the army core buried it again. I singled out the alpha brazzo and called him out by asking him nicely to get in line for the peak like everyone else. He puffed his chest out and acted like a bad ass and wanted to show his minions how bad he was. We went to the beach to sort it out. Unfortunately for him, good old fashion American wrestling and haymaker punches sent him and his herd packing. Those dudes hate when you know how to wrestle and defend bjj it leaves them helpless, its pretty much all they got. Never saw them there after that.
     
  14. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    They're hot but they have lots of stds, watch out for the itch you can't scratch.
     
  15. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    191
    Sep 18, 2013
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    what exactly is the "final solution" ???
    it's your fault for having so much gd lawn work to do down there.