Words of Wisdom for our friend Wayne

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by aka pumpmaster, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    "God loves us so much that He created Hell just in case we don't love him back"
     
  2. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    (uh-oh)...
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Whoa is dat Wayne verbatim?
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Fuse has been lit
     
  5. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Religion is a Goverment tool to conrtol the herd and make you move in the direction they want!
     
  6. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    Are you sure God as we know it is not some alien overlord allowing us to populate the world to the point where he/she can feast on us like the witch from Hanzel and Gretel? Reminiscent of the movie/series V

    If that is the case, I would hope your last action is surfing a good wave before consumption.
     
  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    ^^Good one! We sure are gonna make god fat!
     
  8. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    kinda the way humans treat lettuce?
     
  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
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  10. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    why can't we all just get along?
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Hey now, Lettuce pray:p
     
  12. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Too busy watching Beiber video's and tuggin your pecker to get back sooner?
     
  13. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    go wayne

    don't back down
     
  14. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    472
    May 30, 2010
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  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
  16. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    What about God, is it Two then. Do we include the Holy Ghost as well and have us a threesome of idolization?
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Forever is having to wade through your inane ISIS-sounding posts ithat are seething with your blind idolatry for your Bronze Age mythical being.

    Idolatry (your word, waynetheinsaaaaane)
    is a word, when broken down, has this meaning to it......

    idol - - not American Idol, no, rather, some primeval mythical being invented by cro magnon spearchuckers who couldn't understand wtf a meteor was & so they invented god, they invented impregnated virgin women who never actually got fukkked, they invented flying beings with wings, they invented the all-knowing evil muthafukkkker who always had time to listen to everyone's prayers (we're talkin' billions of droning, hapless humans here) and they invented mysterious messages from up in the sky that could only be heard by certain special humans with special abilities.

    Religion is a lever utilized by those in power of a nation to control the populace. All it ever was, all it ever will be.

    a - - as in 'uh' wha...?

    try - - as in make an attempt, who cares if you succeed you tried & that's a-ok alright, you freaky lil failure
    'idol-a-try'

    And the radical Muslims are somehow worse than yokels like this? Yes they are, but they're only ahead by a nose on the road to Hades.

    Oh yeah.....he!!.....roasting humans in a really hot & fiery place that no one ever gets to see, yet everyone should fear, a place where a boatman admits you, where the miscreants amongst us must go to spend time because they double-dipped on food stamps or some such concocted Church-guilted sin. A place where all kinds of odd characters run around making trouble. A place where you're doomed to washing the same POS vehicles that the religious elders wheel around in. Now that's hell.
     
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2015
  18. I AM GOD

    I AM GOD New Member

    1
    Jan 22, 2015
    Wayne you must stop this now or else I will curse this east coast hurricane season and it will be your fault!
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Wane if God curses our Hurricane season I will kick your ass.
     
  20. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Hell wasn't created by God, hell is the absence of love