Why is this surfing site packed full of nonsurfing techno weeenies!!!!!

I think we all are, except for Brad. And maybe the Shredmachine.

Do you surf? I thought I did, but Brad says I don't. Or I'm imaginary or sumthin'.

Did you know he races MotoX? And is an expert at it? That's very important for surfing. I used to race MotoX. I'm glad I quit, I could never have been as good as Brad. He's like the best ever. I think it would help my surfing though, if I even surfed.

Does the fact I raced MotoX make me not a techno weenie? I don't know. Maybe I should take up surfing. There's a place that rents soft tops and there's a bunch of friendly looking guys at the pier, I'm sure they won't mind me paddling out and catching some waves. I don't want to make them jealous though, since I raced MotoX I'm sure I'll be better than them at it.

Those SUP thingys look cool to. I bet the guys at the pier would like it better if I brought that out instead of the soft top. Then the guys wouldn't be so upset that I surf so much better than them even though I've never done it before. But I did race MotoX.

Yeah, that's its, that's the ticket!

 

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I thought this was a techno weenie. Even looks like he threw in the old school dirt bike pull start move

 

Exactly, a B movie... Well put

 

Lol whata sunny ***

 

Not offended. Was a teeny tiny bit offended about the NC remarks, but you retracted so went back to Defcon 5.

I just think you're funny. Not in a haha way, just in a "WTF is going on in this guy's head" way.

Strange cats that show up on this forum, to be sure, to be sure.

 

Translation, raddamoron: you're a borderline idiot in terms of IQ who can't spell & who posts self-obsessed drivel, ergo, you earned the moniker 'asspon' or, in egregious moments of your narcissistic lunacy, 'douche canoe.'

You do have permission to post now, sparky.

 

Bump... this was a great first thread by raddad.

 

yankee come back!

 

The return of the techno weenie tread!!! Awesome awesome

 

There is no such thing as a great thread by SadBrad

All hail the return of Yankee!

 

Hey Buoyz!

Been chilling in the shadows of the SI Forum & enjoying the posts from you HOFers. Takes way less time this way than attempting to do troll patrol.

Been out of simod666 hoosegow for a few now. You guys are talented & funny & I mean that in a totally good way. That does not include raddawhat's-his-name.

 

Man, I could go for a nice fat rail right about now.

 

This is cute, are you guys butt buddies???

 

Anal pirates