East coast versus west coast

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by southjerseysurfer, Jan 25, 2015.

  1. southjerseysurfer

    southjerseysurfer Well-Known Member

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    Jan 4, 2014
    Everyone's freaking out about this "gigantic" swell. Not trying to make anyone jealous or to brag but outside of jersey and the northeast there's constant swell. I've been in and still am in Santa cruz until Wednesday and it hasn't dropped lower than chest high. I wish I could be home in time to charge some freezing runners but a surf trip every once in a while is neccessary. Bottom line, east coast has those special days and something special about it, but there's nothing comparing to west coast consistency, size, and power. 60 and sunny at least everyday isn't bad as well
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    ^^ this is news? this is worth a new tread? wtf :mad:
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    No one's "freaking out" over here, francis.

    You mentioned that "outside of jersey and the northeast there's constant swell." Really. Really? And did you also just discover your belly button, you little twit?

    While you're complimenting yourself on your innate Einstein surf genius whilst simultaneously spanking your boyhood in the mirror, just remember that we over heah are on the right coast, sparky.
     
  4. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    Thanks dude.

    Yankee just cracked me up.

    Point Break is on. There is some surfing in it. Does Keanu Reeves rip? Does he surf in Santa Cruz? Are you an adrenaline junky? Do you like to get radical? Do you have any naked pics of young legal females in your family? Why don't you post them? Did you have fun? Could you tell us about it? Do you want to have more fun? Just post the pics and send a bottle of pills to anyone posting an address on this forum.

    I expect a hello thread from someone you charged with in Santa Cruz.

    We don't hate you like a barn cat loves his/her human.
     
  5. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    What color is your wetsuit? If it's black, I think I've seen you before.
     
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    east coast is better brah a special day here blows away a agrro cali day. the waves here smile back.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    KillaKiel has quietly put up an all-star performance over the last several months here. Pretty consistent with the delivery of goods.
     
  8. southjerseysurfer

    southjerseysurfer Well-Known Member

    103
    Jan 4, 2014
    Typically swellinfo d*ckheads
     
  9. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I'm going to modify that to just "typical swellinfo d*ckheads" - that's gold.
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    (typical gold **** heads swellinfo)
     
  11. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    191
    Sep 18, 2013
    hey there good morning mf,
    can't be that good if you got enough time to post this d!ckhead tread.
    comin in early on a Monday just to hit "technical difficulties" and this boothole?
    you're just mad cause you're family doesn't want you to move back to the right coast.
    or visit you.
     
  12. Atantic0

    Atantic0 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2014
    Mostly just yankee. It must be hard being a yankee. An angry, child molesting, flithy rich stock market genius who just learnrd to surf at age 62. He also lives alone....cue sad violen
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2015
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Pics of you charging bombing northern winter point surf or back to the kiddies' table. Conditions, man.

    Hahaha git 'em:cool:

    ^^^

    I'm trying hard not to be typically swellinfo cockhead.
     
  14. Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

    324
    Jun 3, 2014
    Good timing, southjerz. Saturday was insane! Warm, sunny, offshores and consistently 2' overhead, DOH down around the Harbor. Today and Tuesday are going to be the same. This morning was oil-slick glass and a little OH. A little busy since the size is down enough for the Barneys to come out. Can't wait to paddle out again at my lunch spot. Should be pulling in HH wrap with maybe one or two guys I know out.
     
  15. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    I live in N.J. and the east has nothing on the west, We get some swell thats fun. The west coast fires 15sec swell period groundswell with piont breaks all over the place. I hate to say it but facts are facts.
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Again, this isn't news, Gomer Pyle. Do you type just to hear the sound of your own fingers doing something other than picking your nose?
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Paging bitter party of one....atlanticohno

    You spent much of last summer attempting to 'jack every tread by naming me as your American Idol, spunky. You were boring last year, and you're a snooze fest again this year. More momma insults, c'mon, you know you want to.
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2015
  18. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    I'll remember this tread when you come begging to us for water and the soil has dried out so much that the homes just go bye-bye into those DOH waves.
     
  19. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Wait...
    Is the west coast better than the east?
    Is Hawaii better than the west?
    Is the north better than the south?
    Is Florida the most consistent state?
    Whats the best state on the east coast?

    These are all things that should be discussed at length. Someone needs to create threads for these topics immediately so we can get answers.