East coast versus west coast

^^ this is news? this is worth a new tread? wtf

 

No one's "freaking out" over here, francis.

You mentioned that "outside of jersey and the northeast there's constant swell." Really. Really? And did you also just discover your belly button, you little twit?

While you're complimenting yourself on your innate Einstein surf genius whilst simultaneously spanking your boyhood in the mirror, just remember that we over heah are on the right coast, sparky.

 

Thanks dude.

Yankee just cracked me up.

Point Break is on. There is some surfing in it. Does Keanu Reeves rip? Does he surf in Santa Cruz? Are you an adrenaline junky? Do you like to get radical? Do you have any naked pics of young legal females in your family? Why don't you post them? Did you have fun? Could you tell us about it? Do you want to have more fun? Just post the pics and send a bottle of pills to anyone posting an address on this forum.

I expect a hello thread from someone you charged with in Santa Cruz.

We don't hate you like a barn cat loves his/her human.

 

What color is your wetsuit? If it's black, I think I've seen you before.

 

east coast is better brah a special day here blows away a agrro cali day. the waves here smile back.

 

KillaKiel has quietly put up an all-star performance over the last several months here. Pretty consistent with the delivery of goods.

 

I'm going to modify that to just "typical swellinfo d*ckheads" - that's gold.

 

^^

 

(typical gold **** heads swellinfo)

 

hey there good morning mf,
can't be that good if you got enough time to post this d!ckhead tread.
comin in early on a Monday just to hit "technical difficulties" and this boothole?
you're just mad cause you're family doesn't want you to move back to the right coast.
or visit you.

 

Mostly just yankee. It must be hard being a yankee. An angry, child molesting, flithy rich stock market genius who just learnrd to surf at age 62. He also lives alone....cue sad violen

 

Pics of you charging bombing northern winter point surf or back to the kiddies' table. Conditions, man.

Hahaha git 'em

^^^

I'm trying hard not to be typically swellinfo cockhead.

 

Good timing, southjerz. Saturday was insane! Warm, sunny, offshores and consistently 2' overhead, DOH down around the Harbor. Today and Tuesday are going to be the same. This morning was oil-slick glass and a little OH. A little busy since the size is down enough for the Barneys to come out. Can't wait to paddle out again at my lunch spot. Should be pulling in HH wrap with maybe one or two guys I know out.

 

I live in N.J. and the east has nothing on the west, We get some swell thats fun. The west coast fires 15sec swell period groundswell with piont breaks all over the place. I hate to say it but facts are facts.

 

Again, this isn't news, Gomer Pyle. Do you type just to hear the sound of your own fingers doing something other than picking your nose?

 

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Paging bitter party of one....atlanticohno

You spent much of last summer attempting to 'jack every tread by naming me as your American Idol, spunky. You were boring last year, and you're a snooze fest again this year. More momma insults, c'mon, you know you want to.

 

I'll remember this tread when you come begging to us for water and the soil has dried out so much that the homes just go bye-bye into those DOH waves.

 

Wait...
Is the west coast better than the east?
Is Hawaii better than the west?
Is the north better than the south?
Is Florida the most consistent state?
Whats the best state on the east coast?

These are all things that should be discussed at length. Someone needs to create threads for these topics immediately so we can get answers.