This is the Swell Spicoli has been waiting for....Big Foot considers leaving Vermont

Well, not so long ago, in a place probably not too far from you....

A young-at-heart geriatric gremmie, who first arrived on Swellinfo.com - America's premiere Surf Predictin' Website - telling tales of Rhode Island point breaks, 10-foot "breakers," all the while, Spicoli was running an impromptu surf school for a few virgins.

Yeah, the dude was a cherry-novice, who took a few total virgins out on their first exploratory surf in.....8-10 foot surf......

8-10 foot Rhode Islandian, not Hawaiian, brah.

Spicoli had just heard of surfing three weeks prior, which is, ironically, what it is all aboot. Reckless, f'ing abandonment. Friggin-A.

However, a non-smoking, fitness dude, who traverses the country-side, "on-business," whom calls himselves, "Spicoli," is troubling. Dude, he don't even toke.

We have a reputation to adhere to, god dang it.......

Stoners...rubber-people who don't shave.....friggin outlaws.......

Have been replaced.

And you know what? That's actually a good thing. It's a cyclical, dudes. In less than twenty years, the spots that used to be uncrowded ten years ago, will once again be uncrowded. Yeah, all of these new-aged, I-surf-and-do-yoga-types will again fade away......

Well, here it is, this is the swell Spicoli's been waiting for. I drank a few shots on a lonely road, and while being a bit suspect in this storm's snow-fall-potential, I'm immersing in the hoopla.

It did kind of feel like Something Wicked This Way Comes...or whatever the heck that is....

Do you know what it is that I be sayin?

Well, here it is - The Swell of Boston Harbor's Quarter-Decade.

"Best the harbor's been since 2012....."

All the men in New Hampshire are currently parading amongst local watering holes, trying to impress the "buttest girls ever" (Some Orange County, Ca kid relocated to the east...SURFING 1988 vol 876). And late tomorrow they will ascend to the points to proclaim themselves, " YO SOY EL BURRO MAS MACHO..."

And some wayward, haphazard gal, fresh from the streets of Keene, NH will say, " Golly, that guy is cool..."

And you know what?

That's what it is all aboot.

Maybe.....