Surf crew !!!!!

Say goodnight to the bad guy(s)

 

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i wanna be on njshremachine's crew . So what do i have to do to be apart that crew ? If thats possible . I don't surf Belmar , and have not been to a gym in , ah never . So does that leave me out .
And if there are crews do we name them ? I can only wonder what names will arise .

 

No Bogarts, right? I don't like Bogarts. We chare stuff, homes.

 

I've got spinners and hydraulics on my wave jet. Epic for pumping down the wave.

 

hey man in order to join i need dope and vodka with out that i cannot function idk what to do im just lost. i wander around looking to mug and steal and maybe even cope a feel. the withdraw is killer and i need a filler....DOPE AN VODKA DOPE AND VODKA

 

I say yes but you have to prospect first. You have to wear a patch on the back of your wetsuit that identifies you as a prospect. In order to become a full member you must:
1. Stand up and ride one wave in your trunks- in March.
2. Walk up to the beach in OCNJ on 4th of July weekend wearing nothing but a nut hugger with an American flag singing the Star Bangled Banner. get chased by beach taggers.
3. On the same weekend you must leave a flaming bag of your own poo on the steps of the Sea Isle City Police Department.
4. Find out where Andrew Gesler is surfing next swell and drop in on him repeatedly.
5. Go to bar in Seaside on any given Summer weekend, put your c@ck in a hot dog bun, approach the girlfriend of the biggest muscle-head, and ask her if she wants the foot long. We'll get your back.
6. Supply Bill with a years worth of Kaisers.
7. Supply Chavez with a years worth of Jack Daniels.
8 And the final test- track down the Shred, sucker-punch him and say, "that's for all the gays with small dogs."

 

Perfect plan.

Does that mean full members will get patches and colors for their wetsuites?

Since "81" and "1%" are taken you'll have to come up with some new patches for these as well.

 

We are the 69%ers.....tubes...boobs....doobs............oh, almost forgot and vodka.

 

lmfao will get patches on our wetsuits like cope ect... budwisser.

 

Oh Man, After a few days of getting enough nerve up and makin sure my connection can supply the new demand (on all levels) I would like to officially request to make application to this most righteous Crew. and while I might not shred with the best of you I am ambitious and could provide some ( o my god is he really gonna try that ) moments.

Sincerely,
Antoine
from: Central east coast Fl.
Thank you

 

Bumper stickers, tattoos and arm patches for everybody!

 

Got the tattoo design set. Already inked my self up!!!

 

I like everybody's amp, this thing has some steam. so are we going to be like the red neck version of Da Hui? HA

 

Picture this......a patch with a nude chick, riding in a nice tube smoking a doob......with boobs, tubes and doobs as the top wrap around lettering and below having the 69%ers like on CBscrewby's arm.....watcha think.

 

whats not to like?

 

Can't go wrong with that! Shall we all meet at Atomic Tattoos or Lou's Tattoos?

 

This is brilliant.

 

+1000

Make it so.

Dis tread is good. Blasters will get a nascar style wetsuite with Budweiser, Smith and Wesson, Copenhagen, etc. patches too.

69% tats are mandatory...