This ish is CRAZY!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by 3rdperson, Jan 30, 2015.

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  1. Jan 30, 2015 #1
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    So I'm moving one beach north to #BELMAR.

    That's not the good part.

    I find a small apartment 1 block from 2 good breaks so I swipe it up real quick like, with no hesitation. lease signed, keys in hand and I can move in at leisure. Good to go!

    I call jcpnl today to switch the electric and they have an issue finding the actual meter because there are a few of the same apartment number with different letters, ie.. A1, A2, etc..

    I reach out to the landlord for the meter number and they don't have it. Instead, they give me the previous tenants name to give to jcpnl. Like any normal curious dude I google the name and bad news....The previous tenant died..... in the apartment.
     
    3rdperson, Jan 30, 2015
    3rdperson, Jan 30, 2015
  3. Jan 30, 2015 #2
    Ryan7

    Ryan7 Well-Known Member

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  5. Jan 30, 2015 #3
    raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

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    Jan 10, 2015
    So what! Who cares bro!! Just hire a really thorough cleaning crew before you move your stuff in and thats that. I bought a house one time and found out after a nun died in the house, nothing weird, no ghost , All good . Put it out of your head.
     
    raddadbrad, Jan 30, 2015
    raddadbrad, Jan 30, 2015
  6. Jan 30, 2015 #4
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Was it an old dude that died or some crazy rape/murder?

    Die in sleep = all good

    Rape/Murder = Ghost
     
    nynj, Jan 30, 2015
    nynj, Jan 30, 2015
  7. Jan 30, 2015 #5
    Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

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    The Legend of The Belmar Beast

    There was a man, an old man, 75 years old or so, who was an avid surfer. He had been on a board since he was 4 years old and practically never got off. He grew up surfing Belmar and never left, because why leave when the best waves are right outside his front door?

    He married once, and then divorced about 2 weeks later... Why? Because who needs wives when you can have waves? He was one of the few people who were brave enough to surf 23 footers at Belmar. One day, at the age of 37, some local legends saw him riding 23 footers and getting 5 minute long barrels. They gave him the title of The Belmar Beast.

    He grew old to the age of 75 and saw on Swellinfo that they were forecasting for 24 footers at Belmar. He was stoked and ran out to the beach and got pitted for hours in the 24 footers. On one wipeout, however, he swallowed an enormous amount of water. He coughed and said to himself "That's about enough for today."

    He paddled to the beach, and went home to his apartment, which was about a block away from some great beaches. He got into his apartment, lied down in his bed and went to sleep. While he was sleeping, he spontaneously combusted. This was due to a reaction with the salt water he swallowed, a potato he had eaten earlier, and the toothpaste he used to brush his teeth with.


    You, my friend, may have just found the apartment in which the legendary Belmar Beast died...

    Don't surf in Belmar, don't eat potatos, and don't use toothpaste... or you'll die too.
     
    Hawky, Jan 30, 2015
    Hawky, Jan 30, 2015
  8. Jan 30, 2015 #6
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Did the toothpaste have fluoride?
     
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    ClemsonSurf, Jan 30, 2015
  9. Jan 30, 2015 #7
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Just had to google him, didn't you?
     
    Towelie, Jan 30, 2015
    Towelie, Jan 30, 2015
  10. Jan 30, 2015 #8
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Time for a toga party to cleanse the aura
     
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    sisurfdogg, Jan 30, 2015
  11. Jan 30, 2015 #9
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    Don't be a pooswah! I've lived with at least 2 ghosts for 25+ years. Everything will be ok as long as you don't make eye contact.
     
    chicharronne, Jan 30, 2015
    chicharronne, Jan 30, 2015
  12. Jan 30, 2015 #10
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Its o.k., just as long as you dead people instead of douchebags.
     
    fl.surfdog, Jan 30, 2015
    fl.surfdog, Jan 30, 2015
  13. Jan 30, 2015 #11
    KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Good luck man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    KellySlater, Jan 30, 2015
    KellySlater, Jan 30, 2015
  14. Jan 30, 2015 #12
    xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

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    May 30, 2010
    That's awesome.

    I got some sage and a native if you want to smudge the joint!
     
    xJohnnyUtahX, Jan 30, 2015
    xJohnnyUtahX, Jan 30, 2015
  15. Jan 30, 2015 #13
    JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

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    So when BELMARZ makin'...post sesh bong rips at yo crib...
     
    JawnDoeski, Jan 30, 2015
    JawnDoeski, Jan 30, 2015
  16. Jan 30, 2015 #14
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2009
    Baby, this place is beautiful, sun is shining, kids are playing, ((((((get out))))))), to bad we can't stay. LOL
     
    Zeroevol, Jan 30, 2015
    Zeroevol, Jan 30, 2015
  17. Jan 31, 2015 #15
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Dude!!!!! That's nuts.... Something's are better off not knowing... But seriously I wouldn't worry about it... You got a sweet surf shack I'm sure- everyone will probably end up storing their boards in your living room and wetsuites in your bathroom since your at the best break in the continental US #belmar oh yea, the hair gel too will be stored at your place

    At least you can still walk outta your house and surf the Belmar...

    Welcome to Belmar bro!

    What break you closest too? I have been surfing at the presidental suite lately
     
    Mr.Belmar, Jan 31, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Jan 31, 2015
  18. Jan 31, 2015 #16
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    I double checked and the math works, this is accurate
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Jan 31, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Jan 31, 2015
  19. Jan 31, 2015 #17
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Global Warming did it!!!!
     
    Barry Cuda, Jan 31, 2015
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  20. Jan 31, 2015 #18
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    He was an old dude, natural causes (or so they say)....

    I'm not really worried about it. They renovated the apartment after and the place has a cheery vibe (so far). Just weird to know the last person to sleep in the bedroom I'll be sleeping in signed off from the same spot.

    Apparently the guy had a love for the ocean as well. So if he is still around, maybe he'll take it easy on me. haha
     
    3rdperson, Jan 31, 2015
    3rdperson, Jan 31, 2015
  21. Jan 31, 2015 #19
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    That's where I'm moving from.

    Now I'm at the very north end of 23ft territory.
     
    3rdperson, Jan 31, 2015
    3rdperson, Jan 31, 2015
  22. Jan 31, 2015 #20
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Nov 27, 2014
    Fantastic, bring your new ghost friend to the line up, why not. :cool:
     
    Towelie, Jan 31, 2015
    Towelie, Jan 31, 2015
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