what do you do when someone calls you a kook?

soo good

but I say, 'Im not a kook, my name isnt sandblasters'

 

except our mothers

 

The only time I call anyone other than Roy a kook is when I'm on the mountain snowboarding and after a run where I'm either chilling on the side of a trail collecting thoughts or adjusting bindings/nutsack/etc and a noob on skis/board/snowrunners (doesn't matter) comes non-carving straight kamikaze shooting right at me and DOESN'T scream bloody murder or give me any indication they're headed right at me and my costly equipment and proceeds to either come in contact with me/my equipment or barely misses such, when I'm on the chairlift next and am passing over them and they fall next (which they will, repeatedly) I yell down from above "KOOOOOKKKK!!!"

Got no problem with beginners. Especially ones that are efforting and committed to get better at anything. However, if you're about to endanger the health or property of another and you don't have the skill or instinct to bail or move out of the way, you sure as hell best fervently annunciate your impending arrival.

Oh and this goes for the parental units of said guilty offspring culprits as well. They're a kook by means of pro-creating a kook because after all, the kook's placenta doesn't fall far from the kook.

Only other time I call someone a kook is when I'm walking anywhere on any sidewalk or mall or public way and someone coming from the opposite direction walks even partially right into me when I give my share of the dodge to avoid hitting them, they get called a kook too. That happens all the time. And it's always the smallest people that do it. Do they not have a notion of the food chain? Stay out of the way of larger organisms, especially those politely seeking to avoid colliding with you.

 

You ain't from the south. You moved there from Boston

 

still; nothing about surfing.
argyle sweater / g-friend named buffy - tee-time at 4:00...

 

The little grommie toe headed brats at the pier sit inside during the summer, in the small surf, and call everyone kooks. Those little ****s drop in on you, and have the little nuts to call YOU a kook. My buddies and I think it's hilarious! I'll be out longboarding on a small summer day and come cruising by, and these ****s get all aggro, cussing and what not. Little micro douche bags, lol.

 

Think it's funny that EMASS calls anyone a KOOK ? Cause he's the king of them all. Him and his alter ego SHORTBOARDER " can you say MEGA KOOKS BRAH !

 

Oh man, If you're talking about this guy snaking people from north st down to 3rd st, I know exactly the kook. He does it all the time. I've gotten tired of being paddled around for *priority* so I've yelled a couple times when I've seen him getting into position that I'm going anyway. He was pissed at first but didn't have a case so he paddled over to another jetty.

Sadly, you're probably talking about a totally different douche that's doing the same thing, they're probably at every jetty.

This idiot is always yelling YEWWWWW on the lamest 2 foot waves, he probably yells the same on the escalator too.

 

pistols at 10 paces.....

 

choke him out Gracie style.

 

Grab da leash!

 

Last time I got called a kook and called out the water was about ten years ago. Waves were slamin' and some 20ish muscle dude kept calling every wave and then would chicken sh*tt*n out. After the 4rth or 5th time I dropped and he went over the falls and got worked. It was an awesome ride. Anyhow, dude is like OUT THE WATER KOOK! so I'm like okay, and start in towards shore thinking oh sh*t and he paddles back out. So I paddle to him in the lineup and say didn't mean to snake you but if you call it you gotta go or you get no respect. Didn't see him catch one decent ride the whole time.

 

kind of a funny story lazy. I think that ish only happens on eastcoast? other lineups regulate that kinda clownery

 

Way more kooks per capita on the east coast then anywhere on Earth. And less waves. Awesome huh?

 

HEY, I yell YEWWWWW on the escalator!

 

When we actually have decent waves it kinda regulates itself since a lot of the, uhhum, "surfers" mainly float and watch. I've found if you're out with 25 people or so only 5 or 6 are actually on it. I don't think there is a shortage of kooks anywhere these days. If so we can send ya some.

 

hey shaper sport - u been to europe?
didn't think so.