Emass and shortboarder .heros?

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by White Castle drop knee, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    You two are my HEROS . Just wanted to say that. Also uncle 2 barrels ? Can be sorta one .
     
  2. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2012
    You are the dumbest fvcker on this forum. Just go away.
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Dammit, I didn't make the cut!
     
  4. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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    Nov 26, 2014
    You again? I am so sick of having to weed through your threads when I need to find info on how to wax my bottom correctly, or why my front traction pad hurts my chest when I paddle. This forum is for real surfers to get knowledge about surfing, like how to apply stickers to my board if I already waxed it. Those Salt Life stickers get expensive, I've been buying one per session, I'm up to like 4 this year, Bro. I don't have the time to keep reading your posts. I HAVE to click on them to see if I'm being made fun of or if I have peer approval.
    By the way, I figured out how to smooth the wax out on the bottom, I use my wife's iron on the cotton setting, so slick!
     
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Haha, good work there Mr. Majors.
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Yeah KR true dat. If there was a "like" fuktion on SI in lieu of dis Surf Crew propaganda I'd have clicked on it.

    Good material, Lee.
     
  7. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    True dat ? Dis surf crew? Are you Jamaican ? Hawaiian ? Creole? If not THEN YOU AREA TOOL. btw I thought you blocked me mr mega kook ? I guess u can't get enough of your moms lover. I see mr lee being clever again . Kids prob just sitting @ home rubbin one out to marg Simpson and is a gay gamer like the rest of you balloon knot pounding sissys .
     
  8. rxsurf90

    rxsurf90 Well-Known Member

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    Mar 10, 2014
    I'm kinda confused about this thread. What exactly was the point?
     
  9. Atantic0

    Atantic0 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2014
    Tehe...giggle. Super cute.

    Is this Yankee?

    Straight up dork right here. Mom jokes? Is this 1985?
     
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    I'm pretty sure it's the New England area. And yes, Emass is a tool...but he's MY tool.
     
  11. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Did that thread about nasty girls get deleted. I was meaning to check the aftermath of my story.
     
  12. shortboarder

    shortboarder Well-Known Member

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    Nov 27, 2014
    You are the village idiot of swellinfo.
     
  13. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    I am the village idiot? Nah. I'm the smartest dude taking a crap in my bathroom as we speak on this forum.
     
  14. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

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    May 9, 2014
    I think @shortboarder was talking about White Castle, not you.
     
  15. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

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    May 10, 2014
    some of you really need to find a hobby
     
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You bros should think about taking up surfing.
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    but then when will you post on the forum?
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Yo. MISsy Elliot. MISsy Misdemeanor...you post a lot more than I do the last couple months. Maybe you should take up surfing too lol
     
  19. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Im committed to picking up a custom stick today in Maine... 6" of fluffy Rado powder in the driveway... If ever there were a day to not go surfing, its today.
     
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    he just takes dik up the ass dont mind him...he gets ornery when he doesnt get it.