I think you're a pretty funny guy. Did I just insult you, or me, or both of us? Wrap your minds around that....
This thread has about the same chance of staying on topic as a one-legged man winning an ass kicking contest.
Relax man. Just trying to keep fresh topics and activity on here. A simple and quick time waster. Write a funny sentence. If you don't like it don't post in it or hit the red x yourself. Simple but your trying to make it complicated.
bbphonix, I know you are salty at me, but I like this thread, dont pay any attention to old crankypants, he gets upset if the limelight is lifted off him heres 'mine': "Once I got kicked out of college, my dad said it was the most irresponsible thing I could do, then I got my gf preggo, I sure showed him!" and Once I cheated on my baby mama with her sister and got her pregnant...you think your Christmas dinner is awkward....
MIS...Thanks man. I did over react a little. Apologies for any name calling and I must say I enjoy debate and talking with those with opposing viewpoints. I did say somethings I am not entirely proud of to you. ON THE CONTEST. A very fine competition we have here. I am not sure I will be able to pick a winner nor do I feel my sense of humor is worthy. Keep funny one liners coming and feel free to give props to the ones you find are tops.
florida is my favorite spot to surf next to obx. im thinking flagler or cent cal. maybe a little more south in florida but no daytona. i like that yall an drive over to the gulf and catch some well not a bad place to be.
Born in Florida, moved all around in the N.E., (engineer brat), ended in Florida back in '70 dont think I will ever leave, believe it or not Florida is a versatile place to surf, you just got to know where to look. Love it.
Enlighten Uncle Two Barrels, who am I talking about.....this was a quote from late great George Carlin.
