A contest

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    HEY MIS, **** you.

    Dude, you are such an idiot that you go out of your way to kiss-up to anybody that says a bad word to me or vice versa.

    You know what MIS, I do want to **** you up.....physically.

    Bubonics, Za Gaf paid me $30 to give you some hassles while he is away.

    MIS, why are you always editing your posts? Tough stuff to get a handle on...the things you write. Hmm, you may not just be an asshole, but you might also be kind of dim. No wonder you are in Hawaii.

    MIS, if you have any sense aboot you, you will notice I don't come on here all that often anymore. So, yeah, I'm not looking for limelight. I've already achieved that on here. OMG, you're so jelly.

    This thread sucks.
     
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  2. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Which ones would that be?
     

  3. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    there are a bunch of funny ones, save the last few posts
     
  4. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    This thread is funny and gay (kinda like r carter ) cause you reterds are squabbling about kissing ass on this forum . LOL, stupid
     
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  5. rxsurf90

    rxsurf90 Well-Known Member

    176
    Mar 10, 2014
    You are seriously the SwellInfo equivalent to the SNL Debbie Downer. Except more annoying
     
  6. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    **** You
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    How has my "role" changed?

    **** You, too. Traitor.

    Dude these little sentences that y'all are lifting from movies and **** suck.

    And I have no talent.

    And my new "role" does not include offering original broadcasting and sh!t no more.

    I've already shown you guys what real wit and insight is. No mas.

    What the truck are you mothertruckers so beholden to this ****ing thread for?

    Jesus, why is this ****ing thread touching the nerves for?

    This thread and y'alls little sentences mean so much to y'all?

    I like Bubonics, too. Him starting that life after death thread was wonderful, especially when I learned all aboot the meaning and purpose of life from MIS.

    World B, you have always been a Swellinfo friend to me, but your 180 turn for NO ****ing reason has angered me. So I have to say **** You.
     
  8. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    343
    Apr 2, 2013
    "I wasn't just gonna ram it in. I was gonna lube it up, ease it in. Inch by inch...like a gentleman."
     
  9. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Ya see what I'm talking aboot Seldom Seen?

    I told you things are just like turning against me this days.

    Now, I have been muy mellow on here since my latest return.

    Now, one of my biggest supporters on here has turned against me for apparently no reason.

    This is a perfect example of what I was talking aboot, SS.

    Dang, now I lack direction according to World B, just because I said this thread sucks. And suck it does.

    It catches my attention and alarm because this is what I'm talking aboot, Seldom Seen.

    I just don't get people any more. These sentences are not any good. And now people like World B are so into these sentences that they turn on their brother. And for what? These sentences?

    I sit there and here and I hear people call Kanye West a spectacular lyricist.

    And I go, "Say what?"

    I read some Black History Month thing praise that black chick they put on The Daily Show...."she's killing it...so funny....blah blah blah..

    She's part of the reason I stopped watching that show. She's ****ing horrible. Terrible.

    Has everyone become so simple that mediocrity is now celebrated? I just don't get it.,

    I'm going to kill myself.

    I mean, Brewengineer, Za Gaffer the Bananer, Erock (all true PJB friends) have all left. Tired of the constant banning of their brother and the remaining second rate posts....they have left.

    And now World B has made me want to kill myself.

    All because of these sentences and my dislike of them.

    But alas, this place was fun for awhile, but it can't be that way forever. Sure, newcomers will have their fun moments on here, as they are new moments.

    But really how long can someone stay on here, excitably so, and it be like the good days when PJB and SJB roamed the thread line-up? And you guys who don't know....go peruse SJB and PJB threads and cooments when you have a spare three hours.

    Wow, just sheer gold. Sheer surf predictin gold.

    But that was then, and the moment has passed.

    Now, World B is hassling a brother aboot being a CHURL?

    This whole site these days is nothing but "Churling." And yet World B picks a thread dedicated to sentences to attack a brother.

    Something just ain't right there.

    And that can never be forgiven. I will now look at MIS with higher regard as the result of that horrible back stab.

    Such a back stab to a brother.

    I really want to die. Right, MIS, I save you the effort....."Good die then."

    I already have. World B just killed me inside.
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nahhh brahh don't sweat that ish. World B's account might have been hacked by Mee Choo.

    Watch that vid kpd posted the other day. Best thing that's happened here in a while.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Seldom, I'm going to do it. I can't take it anymore.

    That was the last straw. I never thought World B would stab my backside.

    Never.
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    oh, this is a tragedy, call the suicide hotline, wait belay that....


    -my entry for this thread
     
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  13. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    MIS, I'll give you your due credit in my suicide note.
     
  14. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Can I just meet you in person before I kill myself?
     
  15. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    be sure to mark the organ donor box
     
  16. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Why? They're pretty much shot and destroyed. Except for my love organ.

    That's still 14 inches and solidly healthy.

    My pen!s is black. I swear. I am white but my pen!s is black.
     
  17. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    pretty much all of the one liners were witty entertaining little morsels.

    one liners make you want to kill yourself?





    Are you not dying with laughter/amusement?
     
  18. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Riley your in last place by the way.

    for a thread on one liners you wrote half a page.


    doesn't count
     
  19. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    It's that time of the year again, when people are snowed in, surf is flat, surf is blown out, seasonal disorder syndrome sets in. Three years ago at this time I stopped lurking and joined this surf predictin' web site forum to defend one "South Jetty Bill."
    He has been reincarnated several times since then, some of his lives more productive than others, but always amusing.
    When Riley Martin dies, I'll miss him but I hope as the Karmic wheel turns, his next life will find him feeling less jaded.
     
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    No, I'm really serious. I found none of those one-liners remotely entertaining....or cool...or whatever.

    And this sudden disconnect from guys on the internet that I consider brother, has really pushed me over-the-edge.

    It's like I just can't relate to anyone anymore.