My weekend in Cracklevania

hey don't make fun of that crackhead, for all we know, it could be the dykecastle.

 

Days Inn! There's your 1st problem. What kind of work are you in? I assume you're a pimp.

 

was put up at a super 8 outside of ocean city md... bed bugs after playing a show...

wait even better story now that I type this....

Back in my prime of music playing I got asked to platy some weird gigs... this one took the cake.

There was a new hotel built in OCMD and the owners were having an auction for each condo/room. They hired me to play acoustic music in one of the model condos that people were passing through and looking at in the evening. Lots of nice food and drinks... all you can drink kind of drinks. The fancy kind. They also hired me to play in between bidding the next morning at the auction.

I pretty much blacked out on whiskey and smoked salmon. Things I remember from the night include a chick that was managing these tours also getting drunk and trying so hard to get with me and my buddy. Apparently (I dont remember) she showed a tattoo she had on her ass that said "exit only"... the best part was the wrestling match w my buddy/ smashing beer bottles on the ground outside of my condo along with other mess.

I knew there was swell in the morning so I got up and went outside early; saw the broken bottles and was like "Wtf? Whatever..." went surfing and had a blast by myself all hungover. Come back to the condo after the sesh and the owners are flipping out on me. They were showing the room we stayed in and destroyed at like 8am without telling us. Lots of things that shouldn't be seen laying out but they never told us to have it clean by 8am.

I get to the auction and the owners are reaming us out. Eastern shore yokels saying things like "you boys look tired" and "you guys had a great time by the looks of it last night"... but we held to our end of the bargain, got paid and left....

the things I have done for a few bucks....

 

Seldom, do you want to tell the Berlin Tpk story or should I?

 

personal stories/drama/nsr related bs is why i love this place

 

Go for it

 

BWM that is a funny story

I find it surprising that the condo owner assumed a musician would want guests at 8am.

 

I'm waiting for the Berlin Tpk story

 

idk dog

sounds like a good way to end up in a human trafficking syndicate.

 

Sounds legit if you want to go to AC

 

hanna is he diddling the customers? I hear couchsurfing basically turned into a meat market and I could see airbnb having similar qualities....

 

Coco Beach Fla. or there abouts. Think it was called The Satellite Inn. 1980's. Green bud in cobwebb in the corner of the room was there (the bud not me) for years. First road trip at sixteen yrs. old saw two "ladies" get in a knife fight in the hallway. Blood, gore and cops.
New symrna Beach Fla. stayed in a room for a week for 20 bucks because owner and managers all went to jail in a drug bust hours before we checked in. They threw the keys to a kid who had been working there for about two weeks. GOOD times!
When I traveled with a band some of the places we called would be suprised someone wanted to stay all night. We didn't stay at those places.

 

Yes. Casa Verde in Puntas PR. The night of the Corona event. Reggaeton music pumping and insanity going on until 4 AM. I booked the lower level room right next to the bar. Bad bad move, but frosty air conditioning. It was a last minute trip, so that's what I deserved. I drove from San Juan to Rincon because I couldn't get a flight into Aguadilla. It was like a full-on marathon travel day and I didn't sleep the night before. When I got to Puntas, the party was just starting and all i wanted to do was sleep. I stared at the ceiling in and out of consciousness all night and woke up to a scream or a bottle being smashed every 20 mins. Weyyyyyy-paaaa!

 

it can be fairly eye opening to witness how many walking, talking human viruses there are...walking dead for reals

 

AC got slammed again today....revel.
my take? a scrap guy is gonna get it....
then scoot town w/the $$.
uptown is an urban train wreck.

 

please explain.... they are scrapping revel?

 

Just googled it.

Apprently the guy who had a deal to buy it backed out at the last minute midnight last night.

Didn't sign.