Bethany hamilton is preganant

she is actually a very nice girl , spent a little time with her as we were staying at the same hotel a few years back and found her to be quite personable , her older brother is a complete doooshwad tho forget his name but he is sucking off her fame for sure

 

i'm sure she's all that they say.
i was making a shark joke.

 

Dude, I know people on Islands.

I heard that you discovered this tid bit of info. and Bethany released the info knowing that there were rumors of some Jersey guy blabbing it on America's Premier Surf Forecasting Website.

You know what BUB, you are just like Lemmiwinks. A friggin gerbil with blonde hair who holds people hostage with your gossiping.

Do you have a brother that is willing to execute you for humanity's well-being?

 

How do I seem to enjoy gossip? Be specific and detailed

No really, you made the claim, so back it the f up.

But then again what is news, gossip, or facts?

No wonder Za Gaf goes after you.

Yo, if you want to be a wise-arse in person let me know.

 

I don't understand why everyone in this thread is all up in arm.

 

i've got to HAND it to you. that was a good ONE

 

Hey idiot, how is you yapping about Bethany getting pregnant on a surf predictin website not gossip?

Gossip doesn't necessarily denote false rumors, man.

First of all, why do you care aboot her getting pregnant ? Do you have a vested interest in Ms. Hamilton or something? Or is it idol worship?

Well, didn't Za Gaf attack you the other week? Well, that's a fact isn't it. Maybe Metard didn't see that so it would be NEWS to him. Gossipy facts.

Actually gossip tends to occur in hushed voices behind closed doors. I don't think that's happening here.

I refer to other users more than anyone else?

Ok, are we sure that is a fact or is it mere gossip?

Hmmm.

So is that gossip in your definition? I'm confused.

So, honey, take a random sample of regulars on here.

Peruse their posts in the last month.

And count the number of times people reference each other.

I bet you I'm not the leader. I don't put the hours in here as others so the chances that I'm number one is pretty slim.

No, bubonic, I usually don't insult people to create drama.

The people I insult on here, I have long-standing beefs with.

Hey, if you have a problem with me, come see me in person. Yeah if you want to continue with your snide cocky BS see me in person.

Honey, please don't analyze my tenure on here. Just don't do it. I've done my thing on here and made my mark. But everything has to come to an end. And this has ended.

This place feels different lately. Like someone let the air out of the tires.

It lacks something it used to have.

Jeez, even Spicoli don't post much anymore.

Oh no I did it again. I referenced someone. Gee sorry, man. Ok that's one and the Za Gaf thing is two.. Oh Metard is three.

You keep adding them up.

But uh, yeah, a small community who have constant interaction with each other tend to talk and refer to one another. Does that make any sense to you, Bub?

 

dude give it a rest already.

 

Is it true that starting a new paragraph for each sentence is a sign of overcompensation?

I tend to do it from time to time.

Especially after I have been submerged in cold water from the waist down.

I know it's a small populace sample, but can you chime in Riley?

I'm packin' the heat of a single match, what you workin with?

 

Still not as good as mine. DAMNIT!!! No love for, "I couldn't remember her name but her missing arm rings a bell?" AND IT"S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

 

you are such a feg

 

Not to worry G, its February the worst month of the year. More characters will come back to site in a month or two, and things will pick up with many easy prey for ya to unleash on.

Go get yourself some silver dollar pancakes with blueberries, spring will be here soon.

 

give the man a round of applau.

 

Kids are a handful these days

 

i would pee in her butt.

 

Congrats! I'll get her a "onezy arm " outfit