chest press, accidental or what?

haha

 

Sounds like you have got a live on, metard. I say reel her in!!

 

Yeah, it's the sort of thing you notice.

 

I would know if I put my t!t on your shoulder.

 

Ok, so I actually asked my woman to get a woman's perspective for ya. She said, depending on the rub/mash, it could be an accident, but she is def aware that her boob is pasted to your arm or shoulder. She said it depends on the length of time it's touching you is whether it's on accident or on purpose. Okay, I gotta go, my woman is now rubbing her boobs in my face, thanks Metard!!! Woot woot

 

no doubt

 

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Their tittties are very sensitive. They use them for field research, wouldn't you?

 

Give'em a good squeeze then use your only phone call to call SI admin to tell the story. We're waiting......

 

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I've gotta admit, I'm curious: is it one of those hott Waffle House waitresses? Or some other random skank?

 

OK. Kind of a moot question, but I had to ask.

I say just gently press your junk against her when the opportunity arises, then gauge her reaction.

 

She knows what she's doin, alright. The wimmens can press whatever they want up against you without consequence. You, on the other hand, will be a resident of the nearest correctional facility if you do likewise. The deck is stacked against us, y'all.

 

Nothing random. She just heard you win dance offs. Also, you can secretly bring her some Waffle House vittles without her rich, snooty, Paris Hilton a** cover being blown. "I'd do anything for some smothered and covered right about now. Please don't tell anyone... It'll be our little secret."

Fifty Shades of Waffle House or somethin.

 

Very astute. And good advice.
Metard--pay attention to this.

 

Of course she knows. If your pecker was rubbing on her, would you know?

 

Ask her if she'd like some gravy on her biscuit, or her taters.

 

Post pics so we can judge.