My weekend in Cracklevania

do you even surf bro or are you just a troll? i hope you can surf better than you troll if you even surf at all.

 

Asks the pretend southerner who is on Swellinfo ALL day

 

Can't a brotha troll a troll in peace...damn.

 

Oh yah! Pr. Nice hotel we thought in San Juan. Rooms great on the beach. 1 rst morning 2 girls making out. Yes interesting with eggs Benedict. Beer backer of course,with oj. Surfing all day n come back. Eat nice dinner watching beach volley ball all in speedos. Lol. Guess morning was gals beach while others had night. What a circus! Drank so much I passed out later. Wife woke me later when neighbors let out a cuddling scream. I said don't worry they r enjoying the moon!

 

that man is all hate.
no surfer there.
buffy dumped him; his argyle sweater is torn, needs new clubs.

 

I can see this... You're like, "Hey Riley... Are there geezers doin the ballet or somethin over there in the pool, or am I just seein sh** again?"

"Yeah, homie. They're real. Was just gonna ask you the same thing."

Then... Do you just sit there, staring, stunned, like "Whoa, dude," or... Do you start start belly laughin outa control enjoyin the entertainment?

 

Says the fat Asian who rides fat boy grovel boards in good waves.....what a goon. He just learned how to surf and and hangs out here all day. Gimmie a break.

 

Its AC everyone stop acting like its that bad of a place. At least there's some good waves around there and some secret/novelty spots that are really fun on right swell

 

the place can hurl some good surf ones' way.

but in case anybody missed it; B-block hotel check-in....complains....the bed is lumpy.
further investigation finds a body stuffed under the mattress.
now thats lumpy.

 

Planning a trip with husband and daughter (graduation gift). Looking for a resort with close beach access, golf course nearby, shopping, and Eco-adventures including zip lines and waterfalls. Budget friendly but still has a luxury feel. Traveling in August 2015. Are all inclusive resorts better than non inclusive? Is it worth renting a car or use local transportation?