Frozen pond

When I was a stupid teenager I did the same thing. But not for money. Was right after a winter session (obviously) and the bay was frozen. I wanted to walk out and try and grab some grass from the other side. Don't know why, but grabbing some grass seemed like a great idea. So stupid me had my suit pulled down to my waist with hoodie on my torso. Feel through, suit filled with water, I froze, it sucked. But I did retrieve some grass.

 

i read those last three sentences in an asian voice for some reason.

 

I used to ice skate on the River Charles (Boston) when I was young and foolish. It was a cove that froze up with pretty thick ice. But the ice was always making scary cracking noises, from expansion/contraction I guess, that used to scare the bejeezus out of me. Then there was an incident when a woman fell through the ice trying to save her dog, and she was dead before anyone could get to her--this was in a pond in the woods. Anyway, it frightened me out of skating on the river.

 

And the Darwin Award goes to....

 

Hey !! That is an offensive statement and should be infracted upon of there which is........

2 Infraction Points for cockiness........

One Week Ban......

And it wasn't even a good insult.....

 

you calling him dumb bro??? if you going to award anybody award me, besides you still need to move the outer banks and virgina to the southern forecast. i dont know why yall are so confused and think its the mid alantic? did you ever have us histroy??? i ask you these questions because your going to confuse dumb people and brits looking at the forecast.

 

so you fell through and it wasnt cold, but it was cold after you took a shower? Im confused.

 

Lighten up, its a joke...

 

like wise...

 

Good job

 

Genius.