Njshredmachine

I went on his fb page the other day,and the very first post I seen one of the comments was "shredddddddd"

lmao that made my week

 

That's descriptive, but what are you implying? That you're a blue whale or that your balls are blue?

 

Mr whalerus, you are def infatuated with some sea animals. Just don't wear cologne when ya surf, those dolphins are rapists!

 

So that's what they're giggling about all the time.

 

Ha, I watched "dolphins the dark side" one time. Holy Sheetz, they are nasty bastards

 

Whalrus is obviously the dyke castle, he's just googling symonyms and using the biggest word he finds.

 

Can't trust nobody out there... I think I might have seen something like that on Nat Geo one time..

 

Really? the shredmachine has a FB page? post up that link, if that's factual

 

i am the shred

 

his trust fund aka "day trading" allows him the ultimate playboy lifestyle, endless summer of iphone 9's and twin turbo civics. I spotted him on the north shore about a month ago, I know he has photos of indo all over his facebook. Living the dream...

 

https://www.facebook.com/cpohan?fref=ts

yank i got you

 

He's got a FB photo album entitled "I have and ipod iphone macbookpro icloud protection applecare". Dude was always posting about the next model iphone as a status symbol. He's got a J&W finance degree, or at least claims to have been enrolled. And we know about his musical tastes, of course.

Wasn't it Gaffer who discovered him? How the hell did he find Pohan and put it all together? That's the find of all finds right there. Game over.

 

I knew it!

 

corey pohan,

I swear its like seeing pictures of bigfoot or the lochness monster,like hes actually real!!! lol

hindus,indo,slater lol.its the real deal,or maybe shred was a moniker who based his lyfe off of mr pohans

 

does anyone know if this guy knows he went from si toolbag to si legend with one punch?

 

honestly, im kinda jealous banging hindus and surfing bali sheet....

 

Pretty much... Legendary

 

I hear ya, dude is living the dream!