Well swellinfo, it looks like it's goodbye

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by shortboarder, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. shortboarder

    shortboarder Well-Known Member

    163
    Nov 27, 2014
    This is officially my last thread on here, this forum is not what it used to be and I'm losing interest in surfing mainly because of lack of waves and lack of time. Surfing is the greatest thing in the world, but I suck at it and it ****s up my grades and my athletic ability in other sports. You can't mix surfing and baseball. So adios my fellow amigos, yankee keep on hating bro, and white castle, I hope you obtain colon cancer from all of them damn white castle burgers you eat

    One last thing, guess what former member I am.
     
  2. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    472
    May 30, 2010
    Listen shart hunter, this is an awesome decision. I wish there were more like you

    get everyone you know to stop surfing too.
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Always had a fond spot in my hate-filled heart for you, shorty, and your line about the colon cancer burgers is one of your finest.

    No idea who you were, or who you are, but may the road rise up to meet you, and I hope that you get some good waves wherever you travel.

    If there's any chance you can take raddamoron with you, or theinsaaane1 whoa, you could be nominated for HOF status here. Just sayin'....
     
  4. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    um.. you can easily mix surfing and baseball

    both are about core strength and shoulder strength helps a bunch too...

    homeschooling is the way to go if you wanna surf more...

    are you sure there isn't a deeper reason you're giving up surfing? your situation sound exactly like my own and I can't wait to get back in the water again..
     
  5. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    surfing is difficult. It takes years and years of being in the water to master even the basics...and, even then, half the surfing population will never have the coordination and/or style to surf well.

    With all due respect, "surfing f*cks up my athletic ability in other sports" is a one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time. Surfing isn't f*cking up your grades...you're just a moron (so am I). You basically just outed yourself as a one of the many unfortunate retards out in the water who want to surf, but just don't have "it". I wouldn't be surprised if I sucked at baseball...if I gave a sh*t about it. Stay out of my field and I'll stay out of yours.
     
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2015
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I didn't know surfing was something you had to be really good at to enjoy. I have been surfing for 3 years, and I am barely above a beginner. I still don't feel comfortable in anything above chest high. However, I still love it, and continue to paddle out.
     
  7. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    lost track of your screen names.
    when you return make sure you come with a new name.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Speak, we are all waiting...
     
  9. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    Doing something and being good at it are two different things.. I've never surfed..yet.... but will one day...I doubt I'll be any good at it but it'll be fun
     
  10. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Amen
     
  11. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    nerds!!!
     
  12. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    The only think you'll learn from baseball is how to chew tobacco and scratch your junk. THERE IS NO CRYING IN SURFING!!!!
     
  13. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Homeschooling is lame.
     
  14. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    know what you want man. i'm a soph in high school right now and i get all a's and occasional b's while training for lacrosse all year long (lacrosse and baseball are both spring sports), i also had perfect attendance last year and so far this year, AND yet i still have time to go surfing on the weekends and the weekdays. i leave school early for the weekday sessions.

    obviously during the spring i won't be surfing as much as right now since i'll have lacrosse every day but sunday, but that's only for 2-3 months out of the year. so there's no need to quit surfing as a whole over a seasonal sport.

    does anyone think this dude is HOL? i'm pretty sure he's a freshman in hs and it seems like he's in shock from the seriousness of high school sports.
     
  15. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    It sounds like shortboarder here is an addict. Only addicts, feel they have to quit, to make their lives better. He'll be back, as he is clearly hooked on the good stuff.
     
  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    +1^^^^
     
  17. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

    513
    Feb 8, 2009
    I feel like surfing is really starting to cut into the time i spend in my underwear flexing in the mirror. Swellinfo is the gateway drug. I must begin to refrain.
     
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'm Ben, and I'm struggling with my Swellinfo problem.
     
  19. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    The only difference is, surfing isn't the bad kind of drug that ruins your life

    it's like mentioned on a different tread, the surfing "drug" saved Kelly Slater from a probable life of drugs
     
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hi everyone im johnny reb and im a swellinfo addict.