SwellInfo Member Draft

Well, we got a diverse crew. Everyone better get along. Ha

 

I am humbled and honored to be selected as a member of the Spicoli Six. I will with due diligence discharge my expected duties.

Does this relieve me of determining the remaining CDog cinco? With some many interesting characters, the intriguing permutations are nearly endless.

Mired in the paralysis of analysis...

 

I appreciate the vote of confidence, Z.

 

Just you EMASS so I can goof on you from the beach as you get pumbled by a set wave as you are trying to turn your go pro on or watch you try to change out your "stomp pad" ha! Remember that " tread' you got owned on ? Or I would just keep you as my gimp pet .

 

I'll draft

Yankee- seems like a fun dude
Betty- real good with weather patterns
Metard- good laughs to be had
Dawnsup- gotta have someone to carry all the beer
Seldom- because we need someone who can sneak in and steal other gangs women

 

Seldom, plus whatever 4 others you wanna pick. Breaks all the wrong rules and keeps the right ones. Ninja, Zen Master, Spliff Tester, Canine, Body Boarder, and Herder of Females.

 

Emass, draft for what? Is this an extension of hoty or swellie awards? Or drafting best surfers, posters, or who would you want in your corner if Isis was in your neighborhood? Explain por favor

 

these threads make me think that some of you need another hobby...fast

 

no, everyone south of the mason.

 

Exactly . I just come on here when I'm on biz trips and bored out of my skull and throw in my 2 cents of entertainment but some of these cats are into this like its a think tank of the most clever surf writers of all time . In actuality most are just kooks or like to hear themselves talk and kibitz among their group of guys who clearly need to get laid .

 

what are the player values and the available salary caps...

 

This thread is more lame than me being from Pennsylvania. This thread deserves some hate. Yankee, I call bullsh!t on your trip to Barbados. Probably still bathing in your "Yankee, I miss you, Yankee, come home" thread. Forgive me if the website is still broke and you still can't post pictures.

 

Man, thanks fellers, humbled by all the kind words and the fact that you don't think I'm too insane to share an island with.

Beautiful day man.

You other fellers don't get all mad, lighten up we're just having fun, and this is a wonderful think tank.

I'll take all you guys and gals, f an island, we'll take an archipelago.

 

Dude that means you just drafted all the surfers in south Belmar... Right? South jersey is below the Mason Dixon. Gotta love the south!

 

i guess we could take southern new jersey i hear theres a lot of rednecks.

 

not sure but have heard the mdl is the cape may / atlantic county border.
cape may = grits.
atlantic county = home fries.

 

My fantasies don't involve Swell Info.

 

This guy's taste is impeccable.

 

Priceless!