Well swellinfo, it looks like it's goodbye

So long, shortboard. We'll look forward to you posting under a new handle in two days.

 

Any real grom would take the bus. Crackheads? Where you from ese. Please don't say Rhode Island.

Buses are fun, man. NJ Transit buses are the cat's meow.

Dude, you never have hitchhiked.

"I suck...but I do snaps, cutbacks and floaters...sometimes get air." That's a very confusing statement.

Baseball helps you with grades, huh. What, brah, you study on the field waiting for some action...like a hit or a fly ball or something?

You get weaker surfing? Nahh, that's just the ocean purifying the steroids.

But based on all of this, you makey right choice.

Stick with baseball.

Man what happened to surfing and surfers? Now the groms are jaded.

 

Buh Bye

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And that, my friend, is the best news of all!!
That heralds the end of the fad. More waves for us!!

 

Speaking of goodbyes...

Bye Harris........could be locked-up for a week or four years. VOP hearing on Friday. Could be found guilty of the VOP, or dodged that and got detained on Child Support. Time will tell. He is in the Ocean County jail. Doug, please go visit him. Boost some rocks for him.

Kids, try and become financially secure before going out reproducing. Child support can mess you up. It one thing paying no attention to your illegitimate kid, but not paying support tends to lead to several stints in the county every year.

And my non dependable herb purveyor, got locked-up too for some Assaulting.

Truck, man.

 

I just laughed when emass used the word kook . EMASS you are so adorable even if you are the king of kooks

 

Why are people trying to talk him out of quitting surfing? A person quitting is a great thing. Even more so when point break 2 hits theaters and 4 zillion newbies paddling out.

 

Point break 2 is coming out soon?

 

Since I only post, like never... I'll just say that if you starting surfing after 2004, you suck. I'll slap your fat hiney back into your PT Cruiser. BIC's are for shaving, not surfing.

 

UNDERSTATEMENT!

 

whalerus, you just missed an opportunity to attack one of my posts.
you're fat, aren't you?
i get the whale thing now.

 

December 25, 2015 point break movie remake comes out...

 

Mr Whalerus.....please refrain from further attacks on BTP. He is a fragile little asian with such small pee pee. You have great big whale pen!s

If your gonna heckle him (everyone should) go easy. Going through life as a fat, low IQ asian is tough enough.

 

a couple of gay boys seem to be getting heated in here . Ya btp can be a slut sometimes

 

hey thanks WHITE CASTLE DROP KNEE.
i sure deserved that from you.

Atantic0: a backwater + a dropout + a shaper = failure.
you should try a firewire.
never ever met a shaper that could surf well.
i think thats why he is so bitter.

 

I already know when I see a simple thread have a least 5 pages, what is happening. HA HA

 

That sucks. Happens to me annually, it seems. They's a movement afoot here in Texas to legalize weed. In TEXAS! Y'all don't realize just how BIG that is. That's like they start sellin grits, or biscuits n gravy, in Jersey. I bet John Wayne woulda done a spliff if you got him off camera. Hope the authorities don't revoke my Texas citizenship for that... "Hey Pilgrim... I got me a hankerin for some o' that Bubba Kush."

 

Hahaha...you try so hard ya fat Asian. You spend all day posting and get ignored by everyone here. Then you get frustrated and start talking shiit, but its so insanely weak im left speechless. It's kinda like the time you tried to have sex but it turned out your asian pee pee was too small to actually put it in.

 

Before I became a surfer, I played football in college. Ohio State Buckeyes, all conference. I was playing SC in the Rose Bowl. One hell of a game, but I got nuked in the last quarter. Got my knee folded back about 90 degrees the wrong way! Two years of surgery, missed my window. Went to law school instead.

 

Is this Al Bundy? Just kidding. Has it effected your surfing?