If you were Sean Slater

i see him as a successful business man and family man.

http://www.sslatersurftackle.com/

 

Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! Spout, rain!
Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my brothers:
I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;
I never gave you kingdom, called you children,
You owe me no subscription: then, let fall
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,
A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man."

 

this could sum it up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPsoxpt0BU

 

He feels pretty good because hes drunk a lot I think.

The difference between staying clean and getting effed up....Sean and Kelly Slates.

 

Great thread btw. Top notch.

I'm going to check the waves right now.

Long love Sean Slater.

 

Being Kelly's brother would be cool, especially if a date with Pamela Anderson could be arraigned, or a few boat trips with his crew.

 

I always felt for the kid who kept getting his ass kicked at Porkys but kept going back for more.

 

I'm the only one who followed directions. I demand I get Pam and the Hep C!

 

+1 on Porky's, a true American classic! My Dad let me watch those when I was a wee lad, along with Revenge of the Nerds, can't forget those movies either. I always wanted to burp and piss as long as Ogre, and at almost 34 years of age, I think I may have mastered the art...

 

Or, more than likely, if he butt-****ed her violently enough to transmit the disease. Must have been fun....

 

great minds think alike hahahah

 

I may be getting old, but I am not getting stupid!!

 

I'd be stoked for my two younger brothers and their successes.

 

I'm Ben, and I'm Sean Slater.