If you were Sean Slater

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Mar 4, 2015.

  1. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    If you were Sean Slater how would you feel?

    For you newer younger types, Sean is The Almighty One's older brother, who also was slashing ESA contests and was sponsored by Sundek.

    Then Kelly rose....

    And Sean didn't...

    Please use Shakesperian analogies to illustrate how you would feel if you were Sean Slater.
     
  2. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007

  3. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! Spout, rain!
    Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my brothers:
    I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;
    I never gave you kingdom, called you children,
    You owe me no subscription: then, let fall
    Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,
    A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man."
     
  4. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
  5. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    He feels pretty good because hes drunk a lot I think.

    The difference between staying clean and getting effed up....Sean and Kelly Slates.
     
  6. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Sean had a good teacher. His dad was a classic Florida drunk...playing the pool.

    Man, I wish I was in Porky's right now. Florida never looked so good to me. Angel Beach, man.

    Kids, forget that American Pie stuff go watch Porky's. Bikers, virgins, rednecks, an all white championship basketball team, back-swamp prostitutes.......Webster's dad played the sheriff in the Everglades. Too cool.
     
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Great thread btw. Top notch.

    I'm going to check the waves right now.

    Long love Sean Slater.
     
  8. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Being Kelly's brother would be cool, especially if a date with Pamela Anderson could be arraigned, or a few boat trips with his crew.
     
  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    I always felt for the kid who kept getting his ass kicked at Porkys but kept going back for more.
     
  10. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    The redneck kid with the classic hick pick-up truck. He was determined and had pride.

    Bub, I'm glad you approve of this thread. So glad.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Pam Anderson has Hep C. You tend to get that when your man, Tommy, shoots-you-up with cocaine using the same works.
     
  12. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I'm the only one who followed directions. I demand I get Pam and the Hep C!
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    +1 on Porky's, a true American classic! My Dad let me watch those when I was a wee lad, along with Revenge of the Nerds, can't forget those movies either. I always wanted to burp and piss as long as Ogre, and at almost 34 years of age, I think I may have mastered the art...
     
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Or, more than likely, if he butt-****ed her violently enough to transmit the disease. Must have been fun....
     
  15. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    great minds think alike hahahah
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I may be getting old, but I am not getting stupid!!
     
  17. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    I'd be stoked for my two younger brothers and their successes.
     
  18. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I'm sure you would.

    See people aren't really thinking aboot this. Sean, at one time, was equal in threat. Then boom, Kelly got all the sponsors, all the attention, and how many girls axed Sean, "So, what aboot your brother."

    Bub has alluded that Sean is intoxicated.

    What do you think led him to alcohol dependence?

    Right, his brother, Kelly.

    CJ, do you have two younger brothers? I hope you love them well, you SIC wave slayer.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'm Ben, and I'm Sean Slater.
     
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    What?

    Seldom, you upset at your Niece's gymnastic abilities?

    No wonder you smoke herb. Remember Seldom, me and my employers are here for you.