America loves a surfer brah

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  1. Mar 5, 2015 #21
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    What kind of a tool would shave with an axe In a walmart parking lot.

    Just fugging walk in and buy a razor they are lIke 2 dollars and actually made for that purpose.

    And Caroline what philsurfer said sorry if u are offended just going with ur joke....
     
    bubs, Mar 5, 2015
    bubs, Mar 5, 2015
  3. Mar 5, 2015 #22
    Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

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    Surfs west coast of Florida. What an interesting young man. I liked the part where he fell asleep on his board on the beach. He woke up in the middle of the Gulf. Dude must sleep very soundly.
     
    Betty, Mar 5, 2015
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  5. Mar 5, 2015 #23
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Lol Betty I found that part unbelievable as well.

    And if true....what an idiot!!!!!!!!
     
    bubs, Mar 5, 2015
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  6. Mar 5, 2015 #24
    Caroline Campbell

    Caroline Campbell Well-Known Member

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    I don't know anything about football really but are you talking about this guy?

    LOL

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    Caroline Campbell, Mar 5, 2015
    Caroline Campbell, Mar 5, 2015
  7. Mar 5, 2015 #25
    OldSoul

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    I don't understand the beard hate... i get hipsters mostly have them with their comb over cuts but the beard is a must in the winter up here. Norris seems legit, but with 2 mill bonus I would have bought a lil property to homestead on... live int he van or a teepee while you build a little cabin or an Earthship and plant fruit trees and stuff.
     
    OldSoul, Mar 5, 2015
    OldSoul, Mar 5, 2015
  8. Mar 5, 2015 #26
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Nothing on our jokes :(
     
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  9. Mar 5, 2015 #27
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    Hipsters with beards are known as lumbersexuals. If you live in the north and grow one to keep warm that is different.
     
    Banned for being awesome , Mar 5, 2015
    Banned for being awesome , Mar 5, 2015
  10. Mar 6, 2015 #28
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Todd Marinovich of USC and Corona Del Mar I believe. Great 30 for 30 on him. Definitely worth watching.
     
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  11. Mar 6, 2015 #29
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    Surfing ankle-high Gulf

    The whole "look."

    The beard and ax thang...oh please.

    The van. I think we've all learned aboot the types who drive or live in vans.

    He's never drank a beer.

    Baseball

    Surfing's awesome. Didn't anyone tell this dude that surfing isn't Mountain Dew-Extreme anymore. Even the big wave nuts are docile these days. They don't even drink a case of Budweiser anymore or stop over at Ruffo's house.

    He would do great as a rock climber. That's what all the rebels do these days.

    P.S. What will Anthony Ruffo be arrested for next?
     
    Riley Martin, Mar 6, 2015
    Riley Martin, Mar 6, 2015
  12. Mar 6, 2015 #30
    Barry Cuda

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    Nobody grows a beard to keep warm That is a myth. Too cheap to buy razors, sure. Trying to be cool, absolutely. But itch for warmth-nope.
     
    Barry Cuda, Mar 6, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Mar 6, 2015
  13. Mar 6, 2015 #31
    OldSoul

    OldSoul Well-Known Member

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    Beards help the face against cold wind in the winter surf. Too cheap to buy razors, no. Too lazy to shave, yes.
     
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