How did you get back into being a surfer after stopping or quitting for 10+ years ?

Nope wrong again Fadley. Dad's still around, we play golf a couple times a month. In fact I come from an idealic upbringing. Parents still married after 42 years and happy as ever. They had only one becasue my mom had "lady" issues and could not have another. Plus being an only child is the shiznit! I got pretty much anything I wanted, never had to here "can't do that becasue your bro/sis is too young" or any of that crap and did not have to share my car with them or give them rides.

Now your second statement is wrong too. I do have a secretary/assistant but it is not a he. Just a pretty girl with nice "qualifications" like back in the good ole days I mentioned before. Now if only I could get away with smaking her on the tush for a "job well done" life would be great but these BS PC douche monkeys ruin it for everyone.

 

Hahaha good stuff man! cheers!!!

 

classic post you served him well.

 

The South is rising again my brotha!!!

 

something to lighten the mood

 

Not until you buy a 7' beat up single fin, do 1000 push ups, and bang three hindus to prove your seaworthyness.

 

This does not qualify as being tough. Young and dumb, yes, tough...who knows? I did lots of dumb stuff in my teens, especially after getting dumped by a girl. I remember paddling out at Reef Road during a Thanksgiving Day DOH swell with 25 mph onshores when the Mercedes freighter washed ashore in Molly Wilmonts backyard. Being 19, pissed and able to surf does not make you tough. Just lucky.

Try surfing. I have read that will get you in shape for the waves. Weclome to The Forum you pu$$y!

 

Naming spots and ending every sentence with an exclamation point makes one tough.

 

Two excellent points!

Listen to KR Rebel, KR is wise.

 

nice distraction

 

Hey O.P, how are your chesticles?

 

Thank you, so is yours.

 

Try surfing. I have read that will get you in shape for the waves. Weclome to The Forum you pu$$y![/QUOTE]

Brahaha! This should be the official intro to SI.

 

I just realised what a great thread this is. How the fark did I miss this.

 

Not the original "Hello" tread, but working it's way into "classic" status. Needs more hate to get into "Swellie" status. Can't wait until Yankee is let out of his Shame Corner, LOL. Rcarter is doing great in his absence, tho. Watching these 2 guys at work is like watching 2 old crusty locals regulating the peak at a classic surf spot, funnier than hell.

 

Yeah they love me to peaces Hahahaha.

 

I guess it'll do...keep on rockin', Reb.