My two buddies made this up and got it on Urban Dictionary (harder than you would think) and brought it to my attention. Turtle man "When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed." I continuously laughed for about a half an hour. I found it absolutely hilarious. Anywho, I have made it my life's mission to accomplish this amazing feat and I encourage you to join me on this with your next female conquest. Also, pics or it didn't happen.
I would never lie about such a serious subject matter! The thing is, you can't do this to your wife/girlfriend. It's gotta be a real, authentic, dirty slut.
This depends entirely on you location. I'll throw in a 1 night stay at the tropicana in Atlantic city, 1 bottle of Tito's handcrafted vodka, and a line of New Jerseys finest nose candy.
