I'd like to take a moment to thank Shark-Hunter

I'd pay for that shat, no need for mutilations unless it's someone from ISIS fugging head!

 

balaclavas are for Pu$$y riot (j'adore) and pussies (j'adouche)

 

A man so interesting......the sharks named a week after him!

 

Sounds like those old milk commercials from the 80's.

 

Just a few questions for you, shart bungler:

Are you usually off your meds when you are filming?
Did your mommy know that you were filming your psycho rant in her bedroom?
We should resurrect your old, lame treads (I know, it's a sin waynetheinsaaane) just to see how far you've progressed in kindergarten.
Does the FBI know of your predilection (look it up....we'll wait) for balaclavas & ISIS fashion statements?
Could you explain why you, aka the self-described "regulator," got your ass run out of the lineup in Rhody & chased out of the parking lot, too?

 

I'd like to film a few videos of me sponging. Then you'd see how great I am. Unfortunately, I can't wear that SKI mask in the water obviously. By the way, the poster who talked about shark hunter getting run out of the lineup at matunuck was RILONGBOARDER.(ME!)

 

Thats the only way you are going to earn respect, film a rad session of you floating around, I mean rippin it up!!

 

Oh and you should that even though I'm only 5 foot 7(I haven't grown in over a year so I think I'm done and Dr said I'm done), I still have time to fill out since I'm so young. I've been hitting the gym big time and my paddling muscles have improved greatly. I've been doing lots of swimming workouts too. That combined with my vipers means sometime soon I should be able to paddle out at a double overhead(12 foot+) beach break. Definitely going to film that **** next big hurricane.
Get ready for that ****.

 

Just spewed my coffee. Thanks Brew.

 

This is funny--no doubt about it!!!

 

Good stuff Brew!!!

 

Ween! that brings back a few memories, seldom.

 

Wow bro, you should use your newly-found muscles to paddle out at that World Famous "Reef break" you were telling everybody about (but never surfed) called Malibu.

Then, after you claim California's most famous "reef break", you can jet back home and have a bangin' Bench Off at Belmar (BOAB, for short...or for "shart", if you prefer).

 

Shark Hunter, your reason for wanting to eradicate sharks is that you fear them in the water.

That is not a real good reason, SH.

That's part of going into the ocean. We shouldn't exterminate a species so you can feel safe at Narragansett Town Beach. You're like the Hitler of The Atlantic Ocean.

Besides, sharks hate Rhode Island. Rhode Island shark very friendly.

 

Damn son, this is GOLD right here. "Hitler of The Atlantic Ocean"...spot-on analogy.

Then the "Rhode Island shark very friendly" quote. Dude, that happened like 30 years ago. Mark Richards at the first Japanese pro contest, right?

 

Well done... yep.

"No worry Japanese shark very friendly.."

Wow, I'm completely impressed right now...

 

don't mind me im still in the back pages,

so shark hunter created an alter ego and argued with himself?am I getting this right?