Sponge off!!!!!!!!!

I hear that Roy is going to donate one of his oversized wooden phalluses to the 1st Prize Winner. Awesome

 

location: honeyton pier

 

Hey Zeroevol, that was beautiful.

What, a slow day testing urine? That seemed pretty intricate.

I reckon Metard will be upset by this.

 

Sponging, Bench Pressing, you name it, IT'S ON!!!

 

Almost as good as my vid...... Almost

 

2 boogie boarders=2 losers.

 

Ah Scobes..it's all true you know
http://www.wearesurfer.net/2015/03/5-things-that-bodyboarders-have-taught.html#.VRHnf5V0zIW

 

twin hindus double ipa......nice

 

Every Benjamin I got: on The Seen.
Who's taking the other side of that sucker bet, suckers??

 

When is the yankee vs. raddadbrad surf-off?

 

sbx, what a surprise....who knew you had the instigator gene in ya?

 

Gracias hermano.


And hey scobeyvile, **** you too ya c unt. I'll come to mission beach and drop in on you, then piss on your rug.

Dwah, anybody want to went a woom fwom me...you ****in deviant pervert creep.

 

^^Seen is fired UP!! Righteously so, beatches! THE SEEN is the sponger who takes no prisoneras!

So, eff you sbx & scobeyvillage you passive aggressive wuss beavers! My man SEEN will roll you up like bad carpet inside a shotgun shack in souf cackalacky!

What he said mofos!!!

 

Relax wankers.
I'm half serious.

You should come to MB. There's a solid swell filling in on Saturday. I'm sure la Jolla will be nice and slabby. I'll take you to a special place not too many surfers go. The right is short and the left is really fast. I never make it. You can stay at my place, got tons of space. Right on the ocean.

 

Excellent! My pesos are on Seldom. Would be cool if Ryan, or one o y'all videographers could post up some action vids. We'd need a setup with a good mic so we could have live sound, not music. Wanna hear Shark Dude talkin sh** while Seldom gets pitted.

 

Shart sniffer doesn't stand a chance! Go seldom!

 

Scobey, I love you all. I just wanted to say I'd pee on someone's rug. I can't gat mad at surfers while the war on wolves, sharks, and other predators rages.