Ted Cruz for President

Ooh Ooh I have one! Obama's so dumb he was president of the Harvard Law Review.

 

For a self-proclaimed "anti-state Communist", you appear to be very protective of Mr. Obama. Could this be because:

a) You are not truly an anarchist, but instead a closeted Democrat, or
b) Obama is a closeted anti-state Communist?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

c) the post replied to is blatantly racist

 

YoBama so Kenyan the other white house pet is a wildebeest!

YoBama so stupid it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 min.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

 

Did you hear the one about Southerns mom? She's also his sister.





It's funny because it's true.

 

Funny that you are by definition a Southerner too being in VA. How's your sister/mom?


Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists.

One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other, "I told you it goes all the way to the top."

 

Ah yes...there it is. When losing an argument call your opponent "racist".
You must be a graduate of The Al Sharpton School of Logic". Honor student?? hahahahaha!!

I suggest this thread be closed. All of us morons (and yes, I include myself as I always have,) have insulted each other sufficiently to make any politician proud of us. We all deserve a Nobel Prize for Insults.

 

O Barry!

 

O Barry!

 

Very creative......

 

Southern NJ ?

Nahh, man, maybe a few head to Newark(mainly dudes coping weight), but South Jersey people go to Camden/Philly.

Well, the smart ones do. The dumb ones go to Pleasantville/AC/Egg Harbor City, Millville/Vineland/Bridgeton, and Haddonfield/East Cherry Hill. South Haddonfield don't play.

Yo, got them nicks of Bisquick and quinine.

 

The Garden State sounds so lovely.



Beer is delicious and available everywhere. You don't have to wear a bullet proof vest to get it.

 

Alcohol SUCKS. And this is from an Irish drunk.

No euphoria....no mind-expansion......makes one a bit crazed with no inhibitions.

And white boys customers are so safe in places like Camden,NJ. The main thugs don't want their customer base disturbed. Most residents know this, and ignore the white kids.

Yes, Jersey is lovely this time of year. And I didn't even mention Trenton.

 

Oh, Trenton, what a lovely place.

I live right outside, about 5-10 minutes. Worked there at a pizza joint for about two years.

Had my window smashed with rocks a few times due to my own carelessness of leaving my iPod in plain sight. I didn't care much about the iPod, was just pissed I needed to replace my window! Effing juvenile, degenerates! But, I guess you need all the money you can get when mommy is a crack wh**e and papa dukes ain't in the scene.

Someone also got shot right out front of the restaurant on a busy Friday night. It was quite an entertaining place of employment to say the very least.

 

Was there a dope set out in front of the pizza place or did you work at Delorenzos? That moved didn't it?

Yeah man, you can't leave valuables in plain site or sight. I applaud your understanding of those born into such circumstances. Desperate people do desperate things.

Hey, Harris lives in West Windsor. Well, he's currently living in Toms River in the OC Jail, but he'll be out by July. Gnar you guys should hang out. I'll come too sometimes. We'll take the River Line down south for party supplies and then NJ Transit to get you some trim in those blasting AC clubs. Don't worry we'll get Harris to go into the neighborhood. We'll just wait around, behind Cooper on 7th St. It's cool, bra. Totally cool.

 

Ah, my dear friend! Delorenzos is the correct answer. We did move, just a few minutes down 295. I am still currently stuck there until I finish school. I got no complaints, easy money, easy job and free pizza, what else do ya need?

That sounds like a brilliant idea! I'll get my buddy to hook us up with a free room and bottle service and the rest takes care of itself. The snow bunnies come running like bay watch, it's a marvelous sight.

I'll bring a few old fashioned tomato pies for the ride down.

 

Ted Cruz would be one hell of an improvement over the current POTUS

 

No shoot, you are at Delorenzos......b!tchen.

Alright well, this July I'll be contacting you. Gotta wait for Harris. I try not to go into the hoods these days. He don't care. He's daring. Plus he's jewish and I-talian so he's darker than I am. And he dresses kind of "urban," so he doesn't stand-out as much as I.

School? College? Pre-school?

Man everyone is younger than I these days.