Nags Head

If you come around the hood, you gotta sesh it with the hoodlums.

 

Tortuga's Lie !! Oh man. So one night I go surf right before dark. Somewhere south of the KHP. Then I eat something and go on the drink. I had lived there for two months and was out of herb I bought from home.

So, I say ahh, lets try this Tortuga place, as I had been going to ALL of the watering holes hassling people to get me herb. Man, the dudes down there SUCK. SUCK. And everybody snitches down there once they get arrested. Don't be fooled by their "ruggedness" these bankers squeal like Carolina hogs. I've been to court there, I've seen it.

So, of course, no one down there has any street smarts so they are all paranoid of everybody. Yeah, morons, I'm a 4'7'', dude with a Philly accent who is trying to lock you up for a quarter. Right, I'm the police.

So I meet a dude from Medford, NJ in there. We drink and talk Jersey. His chick worked there, and she was aboot to get-off from work. He invited me to puff with them as the girl had a doobie. Girl was not happy to share. And gave me that OBX look-over, of course thinking I was going to spring and say, "POLICE, FREEZE !!!"

So, that pissed-me-off, and I was thoroughly lubricated. So, I had heard rumors of this Columbia town. So I jam over the bridge towards Manteo doing 80mph. I suddenly say what am I doing and slow down. A cops comes a few seconds later and tails me for a minute and then backs-off. Whew.

Anyway because of that chick I went and copped bad stuff in Columbia, NC from black guys in some trailer park area.

 

And people say weed isn't addictive

 

Well, everything is "addictive."

Food, coffee, chocolate, beastiality....eating chalk.

 

"Bestiality"?? Umm...tell us more. Is the from personal experience??

 

Yeah, Barry, I used to get drunk and drive around rural areas of South Jersey looking for barnyard animals.

Seriously, I was in a 'hab before and some speaker came in and related that he would get drunk and, "well I used to visit the animals on this farm."

He said that with a strange gleam in his eye. Kind of disturbing.

 

Hey, how come the "a" gets dropped in Bestiality?

It comes from "Beast," right?

Well, Barry, you do know how to spell the word.

 

Yeah man I hear that people are alittle weird down there with that sorta thing. I was ripping a bowl down there once about to leave done restaurant and some guy tried flagging down a cop on me.

One time here on LI, out in greenport, I did my whole weekend supply of E in one night. So the next morning I walk into town and the first person I see I asked if they had any. He did. He ended up staying at the house with us the whole weekend supplying us with goodies. No questions asked on either side.

Point being, two completely diffrent worlds.
I do love it down there though

 

Yeah, exactly.

I like this guy.

Like, I gave a ride to a hitcher down by the K-Mart in town. Drove the dude up to Corolla. I gave him a beer as we drove. We talked narcotics. Then the dude flakes on me when I ax aboot getting smoke.

I hear you, I dig the place, too. Maybe some day when I more docile I may return.

 

see ya @ avalon pier dudes

 

Hey is that Delbert guy still around the Avalon Pier?

Anyone know "The Governor?"

 

Sick aviatour dood.

 

No but I can spell typo.

 

oh im just as guilty .... i hate when im runnin low.....and u forgot to add mickey d's breakfast to your list

 

Bass Mon coming out of left field with some proper debauchery, I'm diggin it! I mean I knew you got irie, but that was a good one.