Did you ever experience this?

that mexican gardner could buy mexico. all with smiles and blinking. for sure i made the wrong career choice.
i mean, if lying and blinking and fluffy stories....make people toss $$ at you....well done (PHONY).

his wife is likely medicated. seems she got him in trouble on an airline once. she likes
to be mean to working-class types.

 

That makes her even more desirable. She's probably more trouble than having a stripper for a GF.

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

 

That did not answer any of my questions, Wayne the insane.

Also, that was a poorly written piece. I reckon a fifth grader has better literary skills than you. But, ah, you are writing to Christians, and, obviously, most are not very intellectual.

You's always speak of how Christ, God, whomever, is always with you. Well, I pose this question, where is he in the children with cancer, or the children born without immune systems, or born to live a short and terrible life because of many other illnesses.

Why is he being such a d**k to these little kids? Seems like a real prick to me, and one I would surely not want to spend eternity with.

 

Well, I watched "The Passion of the Christ" for the first time last night (boring night for TV, I guess).

Man...have I got a million questions after watching that.

I have to admit though: watching the torture and the crucifixion was brutal. Hard to watch.

 

I have no sin. I'm a fukin saint!

 

Ummm, Jesus was crucified a couple of years before I was born.

So, please explain to me how he died for *my* sins, which had yet to be committed.

I've also been thinking that you're the David Koresh of the surf scene.

 

What sin of cheeezus? Bangin' Mary & the other ho's? Or did I get that all wrong?

 

You are borderline retarded. Oh, since Jesus H. Christ already paid for my sins, I might as well bang some whores, snort some coke, and rob a bank. Jesus already paid for those sins.

Let's F--k some whores!

 

^^ Ronnie has found a home on SI Forum.

 

I like your style, hombre!

You bring the whores, I'll bring the snow!

 

(drops the mic)

Dayum, son!!!

 

I like a nice port wine cheese. The colors reminds me of when I was a kid eating playdough.