don't go to the ark

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Mar 29, 2015.

  1. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Don't spend a dime there.

    the owner doesn't live local.

    Told me he was going to call the cops on me....so I respectfully asked why....his response...."I pay a lot of taxes and I can get you arrested for no reason..no reason...no reason" he kept repeating. All I wanted was an orange juice.

    Puzzy ***** ended up shaking my hand and agreeing when I told him I would never be back and i would spread the word not to go. What an idiot.

    In pt Pleasant. Take Bubonics word. Don't support a grade a aszhole.
     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2015
  2. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    what did you do
     

  3. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    I was "chatty".


    .....at a bar!!!!!


    Isn't that the point?
     
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Not too chatty. I wasn't pissing anyone off. Just chatty.
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Chatty like, you got drunk and told everyone to suck it? Chatty like, you got drunk and told some chick she was so beautiful that you would eat the corn out of her poo? Chatty like, you got drunk and started yelling, where the F is Moses? Just tryin to understand your definition of "chatty".
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2015
  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Was just sitting and having reasonable conversations and a polite volume chatty from my take. seriously.
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Well, it would have been funny if ya got drunk and told everyone you were Moses and to suck it!
     
  8. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Should have. They made a bad call I would never go back and spend my hard earned money there again.
     
  9. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    The fact that he shook my hand and gave concessions 5 seconds after he told me he is crazy and would call the cops on me for no reason says alot about him and his place eh?

    I am a gentlemen btw.
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Ok...I promise I will not go.
     
  11. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I'd go back and bring a gang of Ne'er-do-wells, and stinky psychotic homeless epileptics.
     
  12. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry
     
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Ok, ok....o barry promises not to go.
     
  14. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Also,


    [video=youtube;UYk56jemsbU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYk56jemsbU[/video]
     
  15. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    There was a place down here called The Ark, we all referred to it as "The Bark". A real cougar den. Too bad it's closed. Once back in the day, I was dating a half Cherokee stripper named Darlene. A fight broke out right at the front door as we were leaving, and she backs up two steps, then takes a running start and does a flying drop kick to one of the dudes, knocked him clean out. I was banned from there.
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    YES, SIR!!! That's a better story
     
  17. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Nahh, you were getting pretty arrogant that night. As one member here called it, " Balegerint." Hey that's his spelling not mine.

    It's ok Bub, I was called Balegerint before, also.

    Bub, have you thought that you might have a substance use disorder?

    Talk to me and I'll get you some help. Do you have insurance?

    Actually, if any of y'all have any questions regarding "recovery," just ax me.
     
  18. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    And...no decent person lives north of Barnegat Light anyways......

    Ha, you got North Jerseyed by your own kind.
     
  19. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o riley
     
  20. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Bill O'Reilly