Self-entitled children from New Jersey

can someone give me my top 5 "to get" boards i want because i fall within 17 to 21 and live in nj and according to this should be spoiled

 

the timebomb surf boards crew does not count.

 

the Delaware time bomb crew ??????

 

lol pretty freeeekin funny everybody is hating on mack now lol.im pretty sure he is on here btw,so whoever says he does good work must be him.

so yea that's what I been talking about in the past on here about all these offspring photogs that think they are the shyt.taking a picture is not a hard thing to do.the people who get famous for it,travel the world,put in their dues,and get amazing shots,not just gopro pics and iPhone snaps.i seen a few good pics by mack,but he holds himself to higher power.i just cant take anyone serious that isn't old enough to buy liquor.

and in regards to that video u posted,think it was u of clay pollioni.talented yes.spoiled yes.these are people who grew up on the water,whos dads surfed,whos dad pushed them into waves when they were 3.now they are in their mid 20s,u cant expect them to be a kook.its impossible to be a kook when u been surfing since u were 3.I never had that luxery,wish I did.i learned to surf on my own as a teenager.im probably older than them,everyone except sam hes a dinosaur,but they have plenty of more years in the water than I have.but its no competition,theres plenty of people better than me,if your not better than me than u suck lol.

 

Yeah, then add the ones who live near AC and surf there.

That makes them think they are tough...you know, "Ah dude we surf in a ghetto !!"

Nothing like a Margate or Longport kid surfing in AC.

 

hey, this is forgery !!!!

 

And I say thankyou, now I have closure!! I just thought for a moment that I'd rather be surfing... Great vid clip btw...

 

Nahh, man, you tink wrong, bra, no side, eh, of no island is wrong, bra(that was for you Spicoli).

The higher part is mucho fun and many nice things experienced can be.

Big dunes......a bit o' isolation. Me and you and Jawn could do naked yoga there and get away with it.

Waves do exist. Just ax a Moch on Face Book. Really, send 'em a message.

The south end is for ***s anyways.

When the Hardley Boys get a clue, it never points towards Leeward. It always points to Loveladies.

 

Who is this Ryan Mack anyways??

I totally agree with what you guys are saying.... I don't remember that attitude years ago, but funny thing is is that you see it EVERY WHERE now not just in the water... They act like that everywhere. Personally I think it has to do with the whole next generation of kids - and I think it comes from a lack of discipline and teaching what is right and wrong when a young kid. Like the kid who cuts in line at the store was clearly never taught to wait his turn... Cause his dad does the same thing himself.

Anyways- I was just out surfing the other day with a kid who always HAS to be on the peak. In SL, funny thing is is that he always shows up this time of year... Never see him in dec, jan, feb or March... AnywAy, he will not paddle past you to get the peak- But he will find ways to get around to the peak- like after every wave he will walk around on the beach to the jetty and paddle out along the jetty. If he doesn't do that, he will paddle over to the jetty on the inside then paddle back out. It's like he has to be sneaky about it or something... Idk he is a nice guy and all to talk to - but he just has to get over his complex... Learn that the world doesn't revolve around him...

Ok sorry guys, rant over...

 

i have taken to super-skidding my undies then leaving them stain side up
on the passenger seat. so far so good.

 

this is ryan mack

 

Yes I have good sentence structure and write grammatically correct, thanks for the rub and tug. Also this is an internet forum and people like you, the grammar police, are a complete joke. Next, being well off is entirely relative, and I hope you understand relativity because I don't have the patience to explain it. An example, however, is that you think you're "quite well off" because your house is 15 mins from the beach. I have multiple houses, my beach house is on the beach, and my lake house is on the lake, and so on and so forth. In my eyes you're not well off at all, in fact, if that house is under a million dollars than your middle class at best. Lastly, you write terribly and should not be trying to critique anyone else...ever.

 

A few questions

1) You mad bro?

2) How does that leash around the neck thing work? You unstrap first?

3) What is this hard lesson my father would learn?

4) Are you 5'5 and this tough in real life?

 

I am sorry to have to inform you, but your sentence structure is not correct.
Please re-write and resubmit for evaluation. You are to be graded D-.

 

mack is a punk but takes hot shots of his girl and posts them on insta hahahahha she a wanna be model type chicka and he the next aaron chang