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Looks like a bunch of lazy cheater boards for a lazy out of shaper surfer. Seriously get on a hp Shortboarder you with thank me.

 

Why so I can surf like an aggro asshole too? I surf for flow and feel not to get radical Warchild. You really did learn to surf watching Point Break huh. See this is your whole problem, you think the world needs to surf your way or it's wrong.

I'm 5'8", 155 lbs and have 9% body fat so I would venture to say I'm in much better shape than you fat boy.

And FYI the 6'0" single fin is 2.25 inches thick and 19 wide so it has plenty of performance for chest high and bigger days. You keep buying your WRV's, CI's, Firewires and other stuff from the shop cause no self respecting shaper would make you sh!t. And since you're such a poser tool I'm sure you don't even know a shaper personally.

 

I used to glass for two local shapers on Lbi when I was a kid ding dong ,also I just order the Dcal pinecone 5'7"×19.5× 2.5 and that shape at those dims =32 liters. It my barrel board for the big winterdays. Nice attempt to convince yourself I'm a barney NOT!!!

 

Your on Ingnore from now on ,so don't waste you time chump.

 

You didn't glass crap. You swept up foam dust around the shop at best. Yeah you ordered a board from a shaper. I go to my boys shaping bay and get to lay my hands on my board and talk design with him. We have some beers and mow some foam. I have known him since we were 12, we have surfed together since we were 15 and he knows how I surf a wave and makes the board for me. You order a board in the dims you think you need and act like it's custom.

Also that must be a huge barrel to fit your big ass in it.

 

YUP big barrels is what I'm after and I've been glass in for years, boards, boats carbon fiber dirt bike parts, even in the construction feild. I'M building a mold off a CI motorboat now. I now my dims and volume is another dim that you should learn about dippy. You start there and change all other dims to adjust for whatever the boards purpose is. I don't know why I'm educating your dumb a $$ right now but , Your welcome tubby. Now go cruz on a knee slapper on one of your cheater boards KOOK!

 

You are one to talk. Your precious Generator is a small wave groveler designed according to WRV for waves with less face. Don't act like NJ has sh!t on OBX (cept for BelMar cause we all know it's always 23ft there) so you are riding waist high mush like 99% of the EC. The motorboat too is a small wave board so again you are proven to be riding "cheater" boards too.

PS I went and looked through all your first posts and was shocked at the amount of hate you commanded in just the first week. Hell even MIS started a thread mocking you. The overwhelming consensus was you are an aggro, douche headed asshole who is in dire need of an attitude adjustment. Maybe it comes from your time in Moto X, maybe it's because mommy and daddy did not love you or maybe because you are just wired wrong but whatever the reason you have no support here and should just do the forum a favor and fuk off.

 

I press out Pine Cones every morning after I've had my coffee.

 

I think that this is a pretty suite quiver. "Cheater boards", LOL.

 

Hey, New Jersey has sh!t on the OBX. Jersey is better than the OBX.

And Rad Brad probably surfs better than 98% of the people on here. He ain't one of them 47-year-olds who just started surfing last year.

And did Brad really come on here all agro or was it just a response to the obligatory hazing. He's seems pretty stoked and happy to me.

 

Go back and look through his posts. Just like he did with me he is always telling everyone that if they don't surf like him and what he surfs they suck. He has the kill every wave or go home attitude that was discussed in the Surf Jocks thread a few weeks ago. In the first week of posts he gets ripped on constantly for being a douche. I really think it comes from his moto x days and hitting his head too much.

 

redd1ckbrad and yanksitallday need to settle this over some $.49 senior coffee's at hardee's and quit sh*tting all over the forum. Crotchety old f**ks. (love ya yank)

 

He definitely surfs better then his secret admirer Yankee....Who happens to be a 54 yr old crossdresser who learned to surf last year on SI.

 

you can eat a 8===> too atanticHOE

 

this is very funny

will they get the senior citizen discount? or just leave the place smelling like old people?

 

Hey listen herrr batch nigga..dats my coined phrase and everytime someone uses it without axing me first it costz tree fiddy...pay me nigga

 

feelin the love on here lmao.its more interesting when everybody goes back and forth,its the only way I can follow 5 pages in 10 minutes.it just makes u want to keep reading.

 

Glad to see everybody getting along