Hello. These are always the most difficult for me. But here goes. I'm a dude. I was asked to do this by another member so it a'int a thing. You guys are so sweet but unfortunately I'm not looking for a honey bear. I'm a dude. I have been here for a while but I'm still considered a junior member. I guess it wouldn't make sense to make a hello thread as a senior member now would it. I like it here though. This site is where it's at. Check the surf, chat with your bros, get the forecast - get the update. What's up?
Dear Mr Travels, Good job, you did the right thing son. You finally started a hello thread. It's kinda a right of passage around here. Now your accepted and everyone loves you... Kinda... Well idk...maybe Anyways- welcome Gulliver! Your pal, Mr Belmar
Hey new guy! Welcome to the team buddy. This is a great place to meet life long friends, learn about surfing, and get the best advice you'll ever get in your life: respectfully, please kill yourself. Prepare to delegate 2/3 of your work day to this site. Don't step on any toes. Fear the wrath of senior members. And if you have any questions, write them down (black ink) on a piece of yellow lined legal paper, fold it neatly and place it in your left pocket, start your car with the garage door closed, and take a nap. No seriously, welcome to the forum. No seriously, take your own life.... And welcome to the forum.
After a sick day of surfing I get to come home read all this. You guys are so amazing, and trust me, I'm not here to hurt any feelings. Aloha to all. Mahalo, noprofile. Goodnight. P.S.- Kelly Slater Rocks!
Noprofilepic28, hey, that's a super gay name, dude. Change it, or send us pics of the women in your life. (We'd prefer the pics!) Welcome to the forum, it's a pretty happening place. It's like an abyss of kooks, moronic children, and psychotic dads who are like, really, really bored. Enjoy.
