Australia has finally rewarded us with some entertainment.

What?

 

http://www.surf2surf.com/articles/margaret-river-pro-2015-day-1-live

 

Margaret River

 

Nibiru

 

JJ's testies. They're big.

 

freekin basketballs.

 

I understand the Box only holds a certain swell height but damn do I wish they would continue there. Main break is cool but its definitely not as exciting. JJF and Kelly are too much fun to watch. Talk about putting on a show.

 

They say the box has a narrow tide window.

 

I just went through the heats on demand.

Looks like the Aussies are all getting way over scored compared to the rest.

 

its a conspiracy to bring in that Abbo dollar

 

lets you and me go surf black rock.
you distract them; say by saying "where the black women at?"
i'll quick paddle out and catch one while they're chasing you.
then we'll switch.

 

Zuesy conspiracy

 

what is quite evident (2meatleast) is jjf still drips talent; even when he falls....
with medina fading.....jjf pushes our sports' outer limits perf-wise.

 

Problem is JJF is not Brazilian. ZuesY fixes heats so that Brazzo's win. Or is it Australian's? I get confused with the conspiracy's

 

Zucy

 

I got to watch jjf heat and the slater heat last night.they were the only 2 that charged,atleast from the heats I watched.

slater was going off,nobody wanted any of them waves in his heat and hes taking every other one,getting annihilated and going back for more.

it was amazing to see them robbing all the americans(jjf/slater) for their scores.slater had a deep drainer and had to bust out the doggy door,i was calling a 10 and they gave him a 3.a fuking 3,id like to see those judges go out in those conditions.

I just seen seabass' wave,another 10,atleast a high 9,they gave him a 9.2....

I don't think 10s are possible in this contest at the box

 

Margies is usually always pumping every time I've watched it.

 

Medina loses!