Dat Nigga Uncle Sam..

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by JawnDoeski, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah April 15th is a great day for me! Working in the financial industry I been busy diversifying bondz niggaz...a slave to my cubicle...80 hour work weeks..
    It's also time to file yo taxes and collect on the loans you've been giving to that nigga uncle sam all year..Hopefully youz are all getting returns...What will youz be funding with these moneys??
    I just got a new sled back September but now I just gotz to have one of these..custom template of course with all the stringers available
    http://bodyboard-depot.com/blog/nmd-vs-bodyboards-iss-stringer-system/
    Ah and another trip back to Rico is definite possibility
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If you pull the stringer out, can you put your weiner in there? Bwahaha Just messin with ya Jawn!
     

  3. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yeah you could load it with bologna and call it the EMASS special:cool:
     
  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    I don't get no stinkin' refund, I owe, I owe. And I see that Uncle Sam just extracted the $$$ from my bank account, so I'm feeling poor.
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    HA, the whole time I was married, I owed!!! Even Uncle Sam was tryin to tell me to get the hell out!
     
  6. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Like they took it without axing...you owes them lots of money?
     
  7. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I miss getting a return. I owed just under $900, and was happy about that. My own calculation put me at owing around $4k, but my tax guy really worked some magic.
     
  8. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    Nah, I knew it was coming. First year filing single after years of married filing joint returns. So basically, I make less now and owe more.
     
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Yeah I owed Uncle Sam about $2,300. Sucks that my wife and I lost the child credit.
     
  10. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I have to set aside money every month to pay my taxes. Kinda sucks, but hey... the country needs the money.
     
  11. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    well, maybe the country needs to spend it a little more wisely.....
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    gimme a freeeee cel phone!
     
  13. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Well what aboot military spending?

    We have THE MILITARY, but can't defeat a few thousand dudes in bathrobes who are relatively poorly equipped.

    So, we have all this weaponry but everyone knows to just fight a gorilla or guerrilla "war," and hide amongst the local populace when things get too hot.

    Everyone needs a cellphone, MIS. Don't be so mean. See, I really doubt you would adhere to your peace and love voluntarism whatever the hell that is. You seem to hate many people but dream of a lovey-dovey society based upon goodwill towards others....

    Oh, MIS, did you not pay taxes this year?....big chance here to stick it to The Man.

    No taxes, no roads. No roads, no surf trips to "The Bridge."

    No taxes, no dudes making sure your beef isn't tainted and gross.

    No taxes, nobody to come rescue you when you go rock climbing in the sticks and come-up missing.

    Isn't that nice? Our government will come look for you if you get lost hiking in the woods.
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2015
  14. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    the roads thing is a myth. and Im not saying no taxes. Im saying spend the money better and there would be more of it to go around and less needed from us. The military is not immune either. Its insane to remove a proven aircraft 9and cheap) like the A-10 in favor of the ultra expensive F-35. Our commanders are way to in love with technology.
     
  15. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I owe. today sucks balls
     
  16. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    What?
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Wow...you guys actually pay taxes..??
     
  18. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    most roads are funded through tolls and or bond issues.
     
  19. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    How are bonds paid?
     
  20. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Spending more wisely... we all need to do that. Everybody's got an opinion on this one. From my perspective, there's gross overspending in some areas, and woeful underspending in others.

    "Hillary Clinton...Spending Wisely"... sounds like a great campaign slogan!