HAHA I love my life you can't make this up!

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  1. Apr 26, 2015 #1
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2014
    This is how my evening went...

    miss.jpg
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
  3. Apr 26, 2015 #2
    DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

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    Atta boy! Victory!!!!!!
     
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    DonQ, Apr 26, 2015

  5. Apr 26, 2015 #3
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    lololololooo!
    well done u2b, try for better aim next time...keep practicing, again and again and gain till you get it right :)
    pics of Morgan?
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Apr 26, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Apr 26, 2015
  6. Apr 26, 2015 #4
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    sure here she is...

    pig bikini.jpg
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
  7. Apr 26, 2015 #5
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Nov 27, 2014
    Oh she fly.
     
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    Towelie, Apr 26, 2015
  8. Apr 26, 2015 #6
    DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

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    Probably squeals and squirms alot! Nice
     
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    DonQ, Apr 26, 2015
  9. Apr 26, 2015 #7
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    Mar 11, 2014
    thats awesome
     
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    metard, Apr 26, 2015
  10. Apr 26, 2015 #8
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    I just hit that last tuesday
     
    NJ glide, Apr 26, 2015
    NJ glide, Apr 26, 2015
  11. Apr 26, 2015 #9
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    Man, a WH waitress named Morgan that loves money shots and doesn't mind if you spread DNA on her microfiber sofa. Dude, you are Living The Dream. The only way this could be hotter is if her name was Brandi.

    Next time, you might wanna try and find a Hindu model...that way, you could aim for the dot.
     
    kidrock, Apr 26, 2015
    kidrock, Apr 26, 2015
  12. Apr 26, 2015 #10
    surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Pics of her or didn't happen!
     
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    surfsolo, Apr 26, 2015
  13. Apr 26, 2015 #11
    Masterjasson

    Masterjasson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2010
    Isn't Morgan a guy's name?
     
    Masterjasson, Apr 26, 2015
    Masterjasson, Apr 26, 2015
  14. Apr 26, 2015 #12
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Morgan goes both ways for a name.

    Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on Friday, but thats a whole other post.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
  15. Apr 26, 2015 #13
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2014
    Morgan goes both ways for a name.

    Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on Friday, but thats a whole other post.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
  16. Apr 26, 2015 #14
    Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like she a beast.
     
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    Ronnie Mund, Apr 26, 2015
  17. Apr 26, 2015 #15
    Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Let's f@$k some whores!
     
    Ronnie Mund, Apr 26, 2015
    Ronnie Mund, Apr 26, 2015
  18. Apr 26, 2015 #16
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    my last adventure to whore island was with a squirting x model cougar. I like whore island.
     
    NJ glide, Apr 26, 2015
    NJ glide, Apr 26, 2015
  19. Apr 26, 2015 #17
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 21, 2010
    sounds like you slayed yourself and shot your couch. kook.
     
    MFitz73, Apr 26, 2015
    MFitz73, Apr 26, 2015
  20. Apr 26, 2015 #18
    Mattnjsurf

    Mattnjsurf Well-Known Member

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    May 5, 2014
    So is it semen were looking at?
     
    Mattnjsurf, Apr 26, 2015
    Mattnjsurf, Apr 26, 2015
  21. Apr 26, 2015 #19
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Picture is so small, what's going on?
     
    Zeroevol, Apr 26, 2015
    Zeroevol, Apr 26, 2015
  22. Apr 26, 2015 #20
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2014
    and then texted myself from her phone...


    yep... a forum full of dudes looking at my jizz....

    HEY CAROLINE, LOOK AT MY JIZZ!!!


    I believe its a couch with jizz on it. I'm no detective, but here is what I suspect happened. In proper U2B post-the-former-Mrs.-2B style, I drove to the home of a single Tinder mom at 11:30pm, drank all of her boxed wine and watched some Marky Mark movie about a talking bear, was loud and woke up a child of mixed ethnicity, made some belligerent demands that resulted in an act of one sided pleasure. The inside joke was that "open your mouth" does not meant that thats the intended target. Hence, "guess you really did miss......." meant that in addition to the initial clean up required to see properly, additional DNA was obtained the following morning.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015
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