Experiences with wrong board for the conditions. Let's hear em.

this other time i was in college (my first night there) this RA came and found me in my dorm that she saw me in when i was on my campus tour...

we hung out all night, turned in to some heavy petting, and she wanted me all the way in her room if you know what i mean. i was severely under-gunned, had no wetty at all, so i took a pass as she seemed just a tad skeezy

she was relentless. finally she goes, well i'm gonna head down town 'cause i don't wanna let you go to sleep without hittin' some kind a tube and gettin' spray on my face....so i was like, alright

she had a tongue ring

never went out under wetty gunned again

sorry to jack the tread emass, but it was just begging for some innuendo

 

Oh please........

 

This topic I mean.......

 

Boca is sweet. I was heading to Puntarenas for the ferry to Malpais and saw it firing. I got it overhead with 1 guy out. I caught 1 wave and had a long ass walk back.

 

Good surfer ride anything well

 

I had some stripper with a tongue stud/ball fellate me, she tried to jam that thing down my pee hole. I've never hit a girl in the back of the head so hard in my life.

 

what I noticed in the past is,when its good,i don't bring my board,when I do bring my board conditions suck.this is before swellinfo and msw btw,before I knew about forecasting.there was once upon a time I thought certain breaks always have waves.nothing worse than seeing the lifeguard get mini barrels while u bodysurf,but hey as long as im in the water im not complaining,but theres been many days I wish I had a board,or a sponge,or a noodle tray

 

WTF...was she also going to nursing school and trying to practice her catheter skills? again, WTF

 

Wouldn't that just worsen the situation?

 

What this tread needs is some yo mama jokes.
i cAnt believe yalls never rode somebody else's mom and though she don't turn well. Too fat, or too flat, or water logged...

Come in!

 

Dude, she was a stripper. Isn't that enough of an explanation?

After I hit her in the head I yelled "WTF are you doing"...and she laughed.

I made sure that some of the "money shot" went into her hair.