Lost surfboard last weekend. Deal NJ

nice username

 

the njshredmachine stole it hes from deal, do you know him? he drives the fastest whip on da block and bangs hindus as well as surfing 23foot waves.

 

Still blows me away when people leave their board behind. This is even worse, you don't even have a clue what happened! Drugs are bad, okaaaay

 

You should seriously also put an ad on Craigslist and notify the loving deal police in case someone turns it in.

Maybe also ask rad brad - he surfs up there- and apparently was surfed out this weekend, where ever that is...

 

Hello,
Sorry to hear of your loss.
It's probably a long shot. Is there any chance you took a pic of your sister and or mom next to the board? It might help in the search and rescue of your board. Thx

 

Idk either man, I protect my boards like a member of the family. And I'm "high" 24/7.

 

Darwin's Waiting Room is bursting at the seams in modern America, and the OP asshat is case-in-point as to why.

Either lost_at_sphincter is a wealthy lil shartsnooofin' twit who daddy just cut off ('you lost another surfboard?!?') & is thus desperate to find his final paid-for daddy-stick,

or, he's a waste product & I'm sayin' either wasted from drugs or juice or too many FB episodes, y'know, wherein someone else is responsible for all the bad shiiite because he's so busy posting drivel about your own pointless life while parked in a lounge corner at SBUX.

You bring to mind the term 'effluence,' sparky. As in, effluence from GitCarter or Blasters disposal cavity.

 

This forum is a metaphorical glass and the brim has been overflowing with hate lately!

I love it!

Keep up the good work, Yank.

Keep a keener eye on your belongings, nitwit, especially ones that are 5-8 feet long and cost upwards of 400 doll hairs.

 

Now that is funny!!!!

 

bahaha. Maybe the best post I've seen.EVER

 

Decent rebuttal for a newb. Give us a "hello" tread, and we might welcome you to the family...might even keep an eye out for yer ...Lost board.

 

Thats sucks man. I've actually done it twice. Once cuz I was high on stoke and running late and once because it was snowing and I was freezing. On both occasions buds called me and said "forget something doctor?" So I got em back. I treat boards like my lady...loving attention sometimes and blatant disrespect at others. Go into Spellbinders or call brave In ls and point pleasant ask if any boards with your description came in. Unfortunately there's a good amount of punks in Asbury that may have sold your ride for party favors. If you post a make and model, ill keep a look out next time i buy wax.

 

I hope you get it back,man. To the thief...watch your back and don't get caught riding your new whip. Why would you take a board your afraid to ride now? Grow a pair of balls to do the RIGHT thing, turn it in. Karma is a ***** on collection day!

 

Dude. You LOST a surfboard... A SURFBOARD, MANG. You kinda gotta expect a little jokes/hate.

 

So, a dude finds a board in the parking lot with NO one around and takes it home. Now, if he is found with the board, his life is in danger?!?' He didn't steal it, you gave it away
Also, why would you take a suicidal coworker surfing?!?!
Hawk is right, YOU f'd up and left your board, you don't think that deserves some $hit????

 

When I'm surfing my board has never been more than 3 feet from me at all times every time I can't remember any time my board is been more than 3 feet away besides when I use a longboard because I don't use a leash and after swim in after it. My surfboards are like family members they said at the dinner table and feast with me I buy them new presents like new fins and leashes.I groom them by stripping wax and reapply in the wax which is kind a like a haircut. I can't believe a guy would have total disregard for a family member like that. You lost it forever tough **** and **** you.

 

True blasters, the only time my shortboard was more then 3 feet away from me was when my leash failed and I had to paddle in after it... And I was so scared that it was gonna get pounded by the shorebreak or stolen, I swam for my life!

 

I left a wetsuite on the beach once.

Does that count?